Bubblegum Bitch

Do it with passion or not at all 💐☀️

[sedlex]

Laundrosaurus, a piece of household surrealism, by Helga Stentzel

[shrimpy-in-wonderland]

Some Queenie fo today

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

[great-and-small]

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

[polskiebagno]

the euphoria of eating really ripe fruit in the summer, getting the juice all over you and immidiately jumping into a body of water to wash it off....... nothing compares

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[mydogisabutt]

MOMMY

[omamaha16]

NEVER RISK IT

[buldgebrothers-deactivated20191]

MOM

[babyanimalgifs]

Little Otter with his toy stuffy to go 

(via)

[favorite-aesthetic]

Flowers in New York City

[llleighsmith]

i love the taste of crunchy salt and vibrant lemon and the freshness of mint, i love the bitter taste of coffee with a hint of sweet oat milk and cinnamon, i love the smell of springtime, the fresh flower blooms and tender seedlings, the burst of colors painting into fields. i love sitting in the warmth of the sun for hours until my body melts. i love the deep breath of a new day where i may continue being. i am so thankful to move and breathe and be and love.

[julieterbang]

kyoung.eee

[queenoftherebels-deactivated202]

*When you’ve been around straight people for too long*

[mattfractionblog]

She drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

when you walk really close to a really beautiful girl and you smell her perfume and get 16% gayer

[terminar]

[specialpotforinstantnoodles]

@dilatedpickle

[animatedtext]

whatever it is that helped britney survive 2007 we all need in 2016

[psychojello]

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

[castiel-phantasmagoria]

grunge made life easier lmao

[tastefullyoffensive]

[weloveshortvideos]

[pokyfriends]

Fuckin weebs

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.