the faceplant of tumblr

she/they/he genderfluid lesbian. asks are open! mostly reblogging and responding to moots, maybe art eventually. expect the unexpected current interest(s): tadc

[arlo-mike]

claim your badge here

[i-sure-tumbled]

yippee!!

[i-sure-tumbled]

i teethed on my toes as a baby.

just thought you should know that.

[i-sure-tumbled]

holy fuck

can't believe y'all doubted goose

[i-sure-tumbled]

the last emoji you used where you don't remember the context of why you used it is how you die

how fucked are you

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[i-sure-tumbled]

nobody tell my friend's mom i would tutor her kid for free

thanks in advance

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

[i-sure-tumbled]

tag yourself, im horrid elbow crab

[i-sure-tumbled]

tumblr?

i barely know r!

[i-sure-tumbled]

goodbye tumblr

i will return once i watch good omens and won't get spoiled

o7

[i-sure-tumbled]

hey so if tumblr does this government id bullshit, who wants to make their version of bluesky?

[jjadmanii]

i need her biblically

[solsticeswackstuff]

can’t wait to see this in a few hours!!!

[i-sure-tumbled]

is it just me or does the background in the top left move when you scroll

[msuiclovr]

i need to hazbinpost more. who cares if like half the internet hates it i need to be joyous and whimsical about these characters

[cecil-speaks]

I HOPE ALL MY NONHAZBIN FOLLOWERS LIKE MY JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL CRINGEPOSTING BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER END <3333333

[cheetochild989]

actually it's not cringeposting because cringe isn't real and we can do wahtever we want forever

henceforth known as swagposting >:D

[cecil-speaks]

this just in: putting the wag in swagposting since 2025 <33333

[i-sure-tumbled]

can't spell swagposting without "piss"

[i-sure-tumbled]

best night of sleep I've gotten in weeks

(i didn't sleep)

[thesluts2004]

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[cecil-speaks]

don’t care didn’t ask + i’ve projected onto this character to the point that my characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[blue-blooded-beakfreak]

Î͈ A̶̴̶͈̪̙̪̽̂̄ͬ͘̚͟M̶͕̙̃̄̑ͯ̚ G̶̷̸̣̾̓̅͘͞͝O̸̴̸̸̴̧̗̣̠͔ͤ̏͊̈́̉ͨ͡D̶̵̡̨̩̽ͫ̀ͩ̓̂͘

[i-sure-tumbled]

holy shit this might be the best caine art ive seen

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[this-is-trans-joy]

I rewatched Foxfire so congrats to this 15-year old “boy” for having a life-altering lesbian awakening and starting E as soon as possible. Yippee!!

[cecil-speaks]

last movie I watched was Jigsaw.

not even one of the good Saw films, Jigsaw

What have I created

[i-sure-tumbled]

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

[forestgreenandgray]

does anyone know why this happens ?

[i-sure-tumbled]

y'all are getting green lines? /hj