Gravity Falls Hell

Side blog for Gravity Falls Call me Kas 20s (they/them) I tag things on request

[corndog-patrol]

y'all i cannot even summon an apology for this one

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

one of my favorite things in the whole world that makes me so happy is the behind the name popularity chart which shows the name “mabel” fade into obscurity and then rally in the early 2010’s right after gravity falls came out. it’s so dear to me

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

her impact

[aromanticduck]

[Image description: a line graph showing the popularity of the name Mabel in the United States from 1880 to 2019.

The name peaks in popularity in the late 1910s, fades out of use in the mid 1960s, then returns in the early 2010s.

End description]

[blackfliesinbluesugar]

'Bill Cipher fumbled'

[atalana]

Transcript for the in character parts (assuming Kristen is playing Mabel here and not just being herself, I haven't seen the rest of the stream): [Mabel giggles from off camera]

Ford: Greetings! This is unusuologist Stanford Pines thanking you all for your generous donations. Now, my niece told me that some of you on the… internet, are, in her words… thirsting… after me. I, uh… don't entirely know how to respond to that, other than to say that I too have a thirst. A thirst for knowledge!

In the spirit of scientific curiosity, I will now per your request, search my name on… Tik Tok, and read the comments, for your edification.

[clears throat] Let's see… "Zaddy…." Clearly a typo, let me try another. "Damn he fine ASF". I assume ASF means At Solving Formulas!

[More Mabel giggles]

"Stanford can get it!" …Get what, what can I get. Respect from my peers I presume? I… pressing on.

"Hear me out!" And then the comment… ends there. Worrying. What could have possibly stopped this person from finishing their statement, a ghost? A yeti? I will get to the bottom of this, mark my words, stranger, I will hear you out!

[giggles again]

"Male Wife Coded", no idea what that means. "Bill fumbled", finally, something we agree on! He fumbled the lives of the entire galaxy!

"Girllll, let's be real about that silver fox, with those twelve fingers, he could-" Dear God! That is. Enough. Stanley, is this some kind of prank?

[Mabel over the top: She gets it. She gets it.]

Stan: It's gotta be! I've known you my whole life, and no one has EVER called you hot. Lemme see this thing. ….What is a… Funkle… Bunkle…?

Okay, this one looks good - OH LORD. SHOOT THE PHONE. SEND IT BACK TO HELL!

[More giggles, and smashing sounds]

Stan: We're safe now, Sixer. We're safe.

[koikoi67]

god I hate this

[l0verseyes]

🐟 fishing and bug catching 🌷

[rhadko]

little does bill know, mr. tummy has a twin brother named mr. yummy

[noodles-and-tea]

also what about an inverse twins in time au where ford went back to the 60's and stan stayed in the 80's?

Oh this is super interesting

[acelesbianfurby]

I like to think there's at least one person in the Gravity Falls universe that's obsessed with lost media and old telephone product commercials. Imagine someone updating the lost media wiki on StanCo products and commercials. Trying to link all the different identities of Stan Pines. Only to find out he died in a mysterious car crash that left no body? Imagine the drama, the niche YouTube videos. The concerns for this person who's oddly obsessed over a decade old scam company.

[astronnova]

that one scrapped episode

[jellynut]

“Admit it, you missed me.”

[aimasup]

Do your homework, Stanley

Stop being such a meathead, Stanley

[wolfythewitch]

Shermie!

[paintedcrows]

Gravity Text Post (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

[clacy2812]

Karaoke night~

Support me on Kofi!

[such-a-daydreamer]

Ignore the very obvious decrease in quality, the only time I ever worked on this was at, like 12.

So also ignore the bad dialouge 😭

[twoa-plus]

dipper & mabel aren’t 1:1 parallels of stan & ford - sure, it might be easier to spot similarities between dipper & ford and mabel & stan, but there are some really important traits that dipper & stan / mabel & ford share

one of the biggest ones for me that i wish people talked about more is their inherent attitudes towards trust

ford is not a naturally paranoid person, doesn’t have much experience with other people, and is a really bad judge of character. that’s a big part of why he was so easy for bill to manipulate - bill could just show up and be like “i’m a muse !!” and ford would believe him, because that’s the type of person he is. i don’t think he ever actually got better at figuring out who’s trustworthy and who’s not, either - “trust no one” is just an inverse of “trust everyone” born of trauma

mabel is, in practice, the same way. i can’t really give a particular reason that ford is so trusting - it just seems to be part of his personality - but for her it’s that she sees the best in everyone, no matter who they are or what they’ve done

stan & dipper are the opposite. they’re both inherently distrustful of other people. again, they have different personalities and different reasons for this - stan is a professional conman and is fully prepared for anyone he speaks to to be the same way, while dipper is more like “what if they’re actually 4,000 termites in human clothes” - but the end result is the same. they’re significantly less likely to take things at face value than their twins

anyways in relativity falls mabel should be the one who built the portal i said what i said

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke