[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[fox-c-rabbit]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Already here buddy 👍

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[dogpuppy]

[jetix]

Unused Pool Toys from Pokémon Channel

[crimewave420]

would you have sex with a dude if he was green

are they nice to me

[graygarden]

I’m back on my bullshit *sound of fans whirring because I’m playing modded Skyrim again*

[softwaring]

[goth-queen]

[sailermoon]

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

[sailermoon]

[graygarden]

writing my mass effect fanfic where they’re all playing among us and it’s starting to get way too heated

[petewentzisblack1312]

shoutout to everyone with a flat affect. especially those on the schizophrenia or autism spectrums. or both if youre nasty.

[petewentzisblack1312]

😐 what. no. im not mad. im actually the happiest ive ever been right now. is it not obvious.

[petewentzisblack1312]

(empath vision if that was a real thing)

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

[thecryptkeeper]

[caldraws]

hey bi people