Bhoot in the bungalow

She/her. 20s.

[exitwound]

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

[pisshandkerchief]

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

[goatedgreen]

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

[konoko]

ghosting everyone because I’m annoying

[violetsbookshelf]

Pointe Skirt by Darinika Atelier

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“Make me”,

“oh really”,

“is that so”

[certaflyably-deactivated2018030]

“prove it”

[sigmarikz]

“What’s in it for me?”

[arineat-deactivated20150817]

“Wanna bet?”

[cassieblack]

“Scared, Potter?”

[qurbatpdf-deactivated20230316]

i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you

[emily-e-draws]

Camouflage 🍅🐉🌿

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

my brother kept playing with two ssds so I said "aw you're making them kiss" and he answered "yeah. and there's a 500 gb difference between them. barely legal" I'm going to blow him up

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

told him he was making numbers on tumblr (28 notes) and he said "stop using me for views I don't want furries to start hitting on me in the street" I fear his views of this website might be skewed

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

I'm not saying that there aren't furries on this website btw. I'm saying nobody's getting laid thanks to tumblr notes

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

this is like finding out all your friends were having secret orgy meetings and you were the only one not invited

[tredlocity]

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[haunteddollsgeorg]

I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term “fish bag moment”

A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because it’s closer to your dreams

It’s what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. You’re just a fish in a bag and you can’t see where you’re going

But you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium

[faustique]

when i‘m trying to go go sleep but then i remember and remember and remember and remember

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[erzelmisegi]

Its that damn crowboy

[hymneminium]

You know how it is with dichotomies

[aorish]

it depends

[cryptotheism]

Or it doesn't

[tubapun]

Note how these columns are designed to perfectly allow the climbing of small lizards up and down their faces. This is a typical example of Gecko-Roman architecture

[filmtvtoday]

Parks and Recreation (2009-2015) The Possum (S02E18)