too good to be true

eli || archive of our own || 27 || western european

[greatea]

like sticky sweet lemonade

pairing: bradley "rooster" bradshaw/jake "hangman" seresin

rating: explicit

word count: 23,182

summary:

When Jake looks back down at this phone, he notices for the first time that he has two unread messages, along with three unanswered calls. After he had left the plane, he had stuffed his phone in his pocket, just after he had punched the address of the cottage into the car. His reception must have been shit, because one of the calls came in just after he landed. Javy must have given up on calling him after that, because the last two notifications from him are a message, sent just thirty minutes ago. It seems that Tash forgot you were staying at the cottage, she only told me today. Bradley asked her a few days ago n she gave him the other key. srry!!! And then don't kill each other pls. - or the one where Jake and Bradley haven’t seen each other in four years and run into each other on vacation. Jake’s not happy.

written for the @endlesssummerexchange for the lovely @gothampot

[invisiblebard]

[autumngracy]

[zalcarr]

one (1) drunk introvert & his emotional support introvert

[hudsonswilliams]

jacket sharing ●‿●

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[gunwoojin]

Roque, I want to be with you.

Olympo 1x8, "Amaia Is Always Right"

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[p-ssy-deactivated20201210-deact]

hello dark mode users :)

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[paceyjoeys]

“That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her.”

COYOTE UGLY (2000) dir. David McNally

[bodhimcbodeface]

Do u ever read a friend’s fic and it’s like holy shit how do you consider me qualified to talk to you?

[bi-files]

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

[byler-alarmist]

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

[lasagnatheory]

everybody say it with me: peace and love and mustacheburn ❤️

[gayhoediaz]

i will walk around thinking about a lot of things but the one thing i will not think about what absolutely devastatingly beautiful line eddie diaz is going to drop on evan buckley when they confess their feelings to each other because i simply will not be okay.

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[willgrahamscock]

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

[tcmshelbys]

But it’s in your veins; you can’t get it out.

[apolladay]

How far do you have to drive to get out of your state/province?

An hour or less

at least 2 hours

at least 3 hours

at least 4 hours

at least 5 hours

at least 6 hours

at least 7 hours

at least 8 hours

at least 9 hours

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11 hours or more

Voting ended onJul 5, 2024

Pick the one you feel is most accurate for you/the direction you're most likely to go. E.g, I can leave the country in five hours but I don't have a passport, so the direction that keeps me in the country is 12 hours, and that's probably what I'd pick.