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Hi. I love me some Willam. stuff.

[islaputa]

[cvlkin]

you know he’s the biggest sub slut bottom

[pokesniff]

Proof

[arbitrary-stag]

May those slutty MySpace pics he took never be lost.

[bareback-bieber]

we must respect and love our sub bottoms, not shame them

[californiadreamboy]

[sunfortune]

[gayfck]

i..fucking love her..

[cmcniz]

fuck yes, i love a good bitch track

[jturn]

me @ staff next week when the porn survives 

[rat2rrj]

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[kscotter]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

[newyorkcityhomo]

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

[fourglasseyes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[s-castillo]

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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[abercrombee]

his scruff profile has 3 paragraphs of detailed descriptions of the exact physicality he will and will not respond to

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Real black love

[babygirlgirlgirl-deactivated202]

Iconic

[slavicupid]

“And my dumbass said: OKAY”

[rikki-tikkitavi]

Got to see some butterflies being released at the museum today!

[glizzygaymer]

[mientus-andrew]

[spideysenseau]

anyway here’s thomas sanders destroying some homophobe on instagram

we stan,

[strickenwithclairvoyance-moved]

DESTORY THEM THOMAS FREAKING GO YOU FANTASTIC GAY

[spiderworries]

Emoji rating: Mermaid emoji

I actually really like her! Apple’s love of shading really makes her look 3D. The skin tone is very yellow, but there are other skin tone variations and the yellow makes the other colors pop. Her anatomy isn’t horribly botched, and I like that I can see individual scales. I love her hair. 10/10 a beautiful mermaid

One of her arms is way too long. There’s no way that seashell bra could ever stay up. Her tale has a border, but she doesn’t. Google’s simplistic style isn’t working. 5/10 I know you can do better

What happened to her? Very very angular. Not the smooth, sleek mermaid I wanted. Black border looks Bad. Boring color scheme. 2/10 very bland

Looks kind of like they traced apple’s emoji and made it more boring. Still, a good pose. That seashell bra still defies physics and looks hella uncomfortable. 7/10 mermaids need back support too

She’s very cute! Traditional color scheme, but not horrible! Could use more personality. Give her a better bra. 7/10

This is truly disgusting. Too simplistic. Tail looks limp and algae-covered. Is she okay? 3/10 bra design is ok and it’s still better tham Microsoft.

Now this is a MERMAID. I love the hair. She’s very dynamic. The end of the tail actually looks to be the right size, which I appreciate. There’s no horrible seashell bra! The only thing that’s a little bit weird is her eyes, which make her look very manevolent, but I am HERE for it. 11/10

This is an even worse bra offender. This mermaid looks like she’s trying to seduce an entire cruise ship. I appreciate the fact that she’s doing the traditional job, but did you have to make her sit like that? It bothers me. Mermaids don’t have asses. 5/10 decent design I guess

There’s a such thing as too much gradient. I feel like I’m in 2010. I like the pointy ears and the fact that she’s on a rock. 5/10.

0/10.

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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

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same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

[mega-bed-deactivated20190401]

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

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she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[macdoesit]

Every season of RuPaul’s Drag Race ever

(Full Video)

[sexycraisinthanos]

All the gays right now

[sexycraisinthanos]

I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok

[yougottabeniceforwhat]