~ DEATH SENTENCE ~

Indie Sem-Selective Bela Talbot from Supernatural. Multiverse/ship. penned by makenzie. (includes verses for TW, TWD and Descendants)

[tracksdeath-blog]

coxgitando:

Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

[clownfearing-blog]

                                   You’re going to be alone now,                                      and you’re very BAD at that.                                       You’re going to be furious                                       and you’re going to be sad

                                      ———— but listen to me:

                                      ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.

independent semi-selective multimuse for the movie IT (2017) penn(ywise)ed by makenzie

[horrificmemes]

Your muse has found a voodoo doll of my muse.

Where on the doll do they stick a pin? Send me a number:

1 - Their heart (”I hope you never love again.”)

2 - Their arms (”For everything you’ve done to me.”)

3 - Their eyes (”I regret memories of you.”)

4 - Their face (”For the things you’ve said.”)

5 - Their stomach (”For your deceit.”)

6 - Their back (”For betraying me.”)

7 - Their legs (”For abandoning me.”)

8 - Their hands (”For never letting me go.”)

9 - Their side (”For not supporting me.”)

10 - Their neck (”Just because I hate you.”)

[Requested by Anonymous]

[rp-memes-n-things]

Talk to my muse!

…No really, that’s it. Talk to them. Ask them stuff. Make them blush. Make them cry. Make them question everything. I don’t care just say something to them. Go nuts.

[greathixf-blog]

when you’re googling the actress who played young bela and you find out she’s polly in riverdale, anna in the haunting hour series and young deb in dead of summer and haha what

[greathixf-blog]

Debating whether or not to add a verse for Bela’s childhood....

[memesforu-blog]

Send “You’re not going anywhere” for my muse’s reaction to yours grabbing their wrist.

[swallowedblood-archived]

A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

[ruinsbuiltarchive]

earthcomet:

My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed

[vaememes]

♛ —————— FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ I’m gonna pop that little zit when I get home. ’ ’ You must have been an athlete in your thinner days. ’ ’ Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay? ’ ’ You know, I’d be happy to perscribe something for that. ’ ’ Between you and the humpty dance, I’ll have to get a metal plate on my butt. ’ ’ Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight? ’ ’ Well, someone has her/his rude hat on tonight. ’ ’ I’m starvin’. When do we eat here? ’ ’ I think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ’ ’ You’re the man. I’m just the man behind the man. ’ ’ Man, have I told you how thin you’re lookin’ lately? ’ ’ How can I forget? He was wearing my purple suit. ’ ’ I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing. ’ ’ Aren’t you a little overdressed? ’ ’ What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess? ’ ’ Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer? ’ ’ Excuse me, what’s a nine-letter word for “Terrific?” ’ ’ I’m sick of being such a big loser. ’ ’ When the press hears about this they’re going to have a field day. ’ ’ You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo! ’ ’ Oh wake up, knucklehead. ’ ’ Well, you know I never had a good imagination. ’ ’ I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. ’ ’ Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ’ ’ I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice. ’ ’ That’s called prudent planning. ’ ’ I’m still exhausted from last night. ’ ’ All I asked you to do was a little yard work. ’ ’ What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck? ’ ’ Could you drop me off at the beach? ’ ’ My fault, man! I must have got the wrong crib. ’ ’ I’m sorry! I thought you were all asleep! ’ ’ Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time. ’ ’ Trust is a very fragile thing… ’ ’ I’m as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie. ’ ’ I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. ’ ’ Why, I never knew it was such a problem. ’ ’ Where should I make a donation? ’ ’ You know, ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? ’ ’ Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean? ’ ’ Whoa, hold on mister, you’re all over the map! ’ ’ Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet. ’ ’ Those things are stupid. What does mine say? ’ ’ My horoscope says that I’m gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show. ’ ’ I’m too ashamed to talk about it, it’s better if I show you… ’ ’ You did a porno movie? ’ ’ If you’re serious, I could make some calls. ’ ’ There’s something I need to tell you. ’ ’ I was keeping them in case I needed them… ’ ’ How could you be so stupid? ’ ’ You know you shouldn’t be messing with drugs! ’ ’ Somebody gave them to me at school. ’ ’ My son/daughter could have died because of you! ’ ’ I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion. ’ ’ It’s round, it’s rubber and you’ll never use it! ’ ’ You say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it! ’ ’ You’re a slacker. You never make the sacrifice. ’ ’ Do you remember our first date? ’ ’ Well, I think you should run along and play. ’ ’ You have no integrity, no decency, and you’re really, really short! ’ ’ Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital! ’ ’ Something terrible has happened, man! ’ ’ I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful! ’ ’ Look, you gotta promise you’re not gonna overreact… ’ ’ Those pills that you took weren’t vitamins. ’ ’ What could be worse than finding out I’m still a virgin? ’ ’ Oh, my God. I’m a drug addict and a virgin! ’ ’ I don’t touch greasy, disgusting things! ’ ’ And for your information, dinner comes first! ’ ’ Oh, it’s like that, right? You’re just gonna slam garbage at me! ’ ’ I’m going to be watching you like a shadow! ’ ’ I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds! ’ ’ I have been calling you for fifteen minutes. Didn’t you hear me? ’ ’ Did you just put super glue in my hair gel? ’ ’ I’m also getting tired of the short jokes. I’m average height. ’ ’ If you were me, you’d be good looking. ’ ’ You’re not in touch with anybody's feminine side. ’ ’ You’re gonna embarrass me when I become the new co-host. ’ ‘ It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure! ’ ’ I’ve been studying self-defense. ’ ’ I’m just trying to recall what it felt like to be fifteen. ’ ’ It was so long ago, how could you remember? ’ ’ I’m just so upset, I’m saying things I don’t even mean. ’ ’ You know something? This is all your fault. ’ ’ What is that, like the theme of this family? ’ ’ Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker. ’ ’ Y'all know ain’t no little bullet gonna stop me. ’ ’ What does that have to do with anything? ’ ’ Have you ever crushed any one? ’ ’ Y'all come back now, y'hear? ’ ’ What do you mean I didn’t get the job? ’ ’ Well, you tell those little brats I don’t like them either! ’ ’ What does it look like I’m doing? I’m gambling. ’ ’ You stole my wallet? How much do we have? ’ ’ Um… You a little freaky-deeky, ain’t you? ’ ’ I think you’ve been smokin’ a little bit too much of that catnip. ’ ’ I’m a little uncomfortable with nudity. ’ ’ Oh, for God’s sake, would you leave already? ’ ’ Oh, we have to have a special going away dinner for you. ’ ’ Well, it’s got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors. ’ ’ You can’t see my apartment, because I don’t have one. ’ ’ That just doesn’t sound right coming from me, does it? ’ ’ This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it. ’ ’ You ain’t ever gonna change! ’ ’ I’m getting the last word! ’ ’ You’re not age appropriate for this party. ’ ’ Haven’t you learned anything from all of this? ’ ’ Doesn’t anyone care about how I feel? ’ ’ I never say that. It’s make like a banana and split. ’ ’ Come on people, I weigh the same I weighed back in high school. ’ ’ I hope you like that system, because you’re gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life. ’

[bluesmemethings]

various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

[imckari-deactivated20181207]

assorted angst starters

“What happens when you die? What do we do then?”

“You look like shit.”

“You have to run. They’re looking for you.”

“Don’t worry about me.”

“What did they do to you?” 

“I’ve got you.”

“Walk it off, sport.”

“Don’t be stupid. Let me help.”

“Trust me, I’ve been there.” 

“Why didn’t you tell anyone it was this bad?”

“I didn’t want you to find out this way.”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

“You’re a terrible liar.”

“I am your friend. You’ve got me.”

“Are you lonely?” 

“Get the fuck out of here!”

“I guess this is goodbye.”

“I’ve been through worse.” 

“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?”

“Of course I’m pissed!” 

“Who did this?!”

“Why did you do this?”

“I don’t expect you to forgive me.” 

“Save it. You can hate me later.”

“You don’t need permission to cry. It’s okay.”

“Life isn’t fair.”

“You want to be a hero? Is that it?”

“I wasn’t meant to survive this.”

“You won’t survive.”

“Feel better?”

“We can’t go back to who we were before.”

“you lose someone?”

[dustyrpmemes-blog]

Protective sentence starters

“I wont let anything happen to you.”

“Get behind me.”

“I would die for you.”

“I’ve got you.”

“I wont let them hurt you.”

“Tell me who hurt you.”

“Who did this to you? I’ll kill them!”

“I’m here for you, always.”

“Sit down, tell me what happened.”

“Take my hand, I got you.”

“C’mere, gimme a hug.”

[outdoor-anarchy]

I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.

Joshua Graham (via whismical)

[t-thanks-deactivated20151001]

*coughs up blood* i mean im pretty chill you know nothing really gets to me and

[supine-aesthetic]

[burndownthehousetonight]

SEXUAL SUNDAY - Send my muse a gemstone to make them pick between two kinks