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if i look back, i am lost
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noise dept.

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great job everyone lets hit the showers
This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
Things cartoon writers seem to think are VERY VERY FUNNY that I never found funny even as a small child:
Hippies
Inflation
Drill sergeants
Anybody meditating and making that “ommmmmmm” sound
Cross dressing even before I was old enough to know it was also just mean
Imitations of celebrities with no additional joke about why they’re there
lol only weird boring dumb old sissies get that into art and especially ugly nonsense modern art, right kids????
That same joke but with poetry
That same joke but with interpretive dance
That same joke but with musicals
Actually aren’t all those things also gay stereotypes? Is that how they became comedy cliches? Jesus.
Any “battle of the sexes” episode
The nerd uses a “science word” that honestly most of the audience probably knows but we’re supposed to think they’re lame and weird and the other characters are like “….IN ENGLISH PLEASE”
Diapers
Bagpipe music
A character getting attached to a pet to a degree we’re supposed to find excessive and sometimes it’s supposed to be funny that it dies
@ butch hartman
Anyone’s hard work being destroyed (???)
Oh
Hell yeah Im gonna play World Of Warcraft
In World Of Warcraft You Can Be Whatever u Want to Be i chose my name as bryan because ive always wanted my name to be bryan
Ok Literally This Is A Load Of Bullshit Fuck This Game I Dont Want To Play
I find this so funny cause I play WoW and my name is Bryan XD
Bryan Whats Your Password
this is a nightmare
this looks like what anxiety feels like
Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!
Me: Hell yeah, fanart
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
tHeRe WaS nO wAy Of CoNvEyInG sArCaSm ViA tExT uNtIl ThIs FoRmAt BuT iT tAkEs FoReVeR tO tYpE.
John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
me: okay time to jump into the action scene
me: don’t say it
me: don’t say it
me: don’t say it
me: don’t say it
me: don’t say it
me: don’t say it
me: don’t say it
me: don’t say it
me: … “SUDDENLY”
My go-to fixes for this:
but before [Character] could [verb], ACTION!
[Character] was about to [verb] when ACTION!
but no sooner had [something] than ACTION!
but just as [something boring], ACTION!
BANG!/CRASH!/BOOM! ACTION!
“Character dialogue starting some sentence about–” ACTION!
Character’s internal monologue starting some sent– ACTION!
Narrator starting some– ACTION!
… ACTION!
Why extend your readers the courtesy of a ‘suddenly’ except to vary sentence structure?
One of my go-to fixes is
“Well, what could go wrong now?” [Character] said.
As if on cue, ACTION!
Reblogging for future reference
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.
YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO
I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:
Cheeps.
Oh my god
So true. I miss it
this has two panels no words and the rawest Tired Energy I have ever put to paper
is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?
they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation
HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD
“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.
I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:
Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like
Perfection.
@anotherspecter
I ride into battle on one of these
Animal Companions
Fresh combat
The real issue with the SW Sequel movies is characterization and world building
Disclaimer: This is just my opinion on how Disney movies has handled the sequel movies, and if you don’t agree, that’s fine. You’re free to disagree, but just scroll away then. I don’t feel like getting anon hate or dealing with some dudebro or edgelord on this.
The Original Trilogy/Rebellion Era was so good because of the characterization. Yes, as the OG, it had great world building as well, but what made that time so damn interesting was the characters. Those characters are the most iconic in the entire franchise. Luke, Han, Leia, Vader, Lando, Yoda, Chewie, Obi-wan, those characters are classics and iconic to the point that even people who live under a rock, know who they are. You didn’t need to know where Palpatine came from, how Vader fell, Luke’s mother, Han’s past as a smuggler, or anything. We loved the characters that much. It set the bar on how all future characters in the franchise would be viewed.
The Prequel Trilogy/Republic era might not have had the the characterization that the the originals had, but it had freaking fantastic world building. Sith, double bladded lightsabers, clones, etc. It built the lore to amazing levels to the point even if the characters weren’t as beloved as the OG characters, the world building itself was amazing. There is a reason why there is still Republic era content coming out even though the movies weren’t as good as the Rebellion era movies. There is still content coming out over a decade after the prequels have been over and people still seem to love that era of Star Wars.
The Kotor/Old Republic era is probably the best example of taking the great characterization of the original and the ambitious world building of the prequels and smashing them together in some beautiful coked out orgy of epic Star Wars stories. The fact that this era is pretty much only in comics, books, and video games should be a clear sign of how loved it is. It’s not something that the GA even know about to this day as much as they know about the originals and prequels, yet not only is it still beloved, there are people who are hoping its brought into the main stream canon like it had been before Disney bought the rights to Star Wars.
Now here is the problem…
While I love the potential the Sequel Trilogy/ New republic era had, it’s failed on the two major levels that made the other eras so loved. There is no world building in the Sequels. Any information to gather on what is even going on in the Sequels, outside of JJ’s TFA and Johnson’s TLJ having a fist fight in a Deny’s parking lot at 3am, is unknown or scattered around obscure EU content that most people don’t even know about. For instances, not many people know that Snoke had been around to witness the fall of the Republic and the Empire, not many people know that the First Order Stormtroopers program was created by a veteran of the Clone Wars and Galactic Civil War, and not many people know that the New Republic was close to a civil war during the events of TFA. Beyond that, there are too many mysteries that would take longer to list than probably reader of this gives a fuck to read. The characterization is shit, it’s shit. I love the Sequel characters, but all of their characterization is in the EU pretty much, and even now people still argue on Rey, Finn, Kylo, Poe, Hux, Phasma, and Snoke because the EU gets more confusing with each movie and there is barley any content.
This issue isn’t the movies fault though, I mean it is, but it isn’t. This lies in the fault of Disney and Lucasfilm. Admit it or not, they are making Star Wars movies like the MCU made movies during phase 2. That is, they are just pushing them out like a fast food chain, only the real difference between the MCU and Lucasfilm is simple. The MCU gave their characters and universe solo movies so they could have characterization and world building. Lucasfilm doesn’t have that. LS can’t look at Star Wars like the MCU looks at their movies.
The only honest advice I can give, and it’s more than likely not going to happen, is for IX to be split into a 2 part movie. There is no real interesting characterization or there is no concrete world building in the Sequel Trilogy/New Republic era. So my person solution, which again, I doubt Lucasfilm is doing, would be to make IX a 2 part movie and use that time to not only provide interesting characterization for their characters, but also build the world of the New Republic era. Let part 1 be a character driven movie with A1 world building set a year or so after TLJ and let part 2 be the grand finale set years into the war that finally wraps it all up.
I honestly believe JJ can tell a good story for IX regardless of if it is a 2 part movei, but that be said, the Sequel movies will never have the longevity that the other eras had due to their poor world building and stagnant characterization.
And lets fucking face it, we paid for 2 Harry Potter final movies, 2 Hunger Game movies, 2 FUCKING TWILIGHT MOVIES FOR FUCKS SAKE, and almost paid for the part 2 of both the Divergent finale movie and The Maze Runner finale movie, and don’t even get me fucking started on the Hobbit Trilogy. Oh, and we’ll be paying for Avengers Infinity War part 2, yes I know it’s not a part 2 anymore, shut the fuck up. You don’t well know it is.
There is deadass nothing to lose from doing a part 2 movie for IX. There isn’t. In fact, it almost seems like it’s harder to do 1 movie to wrap up this orgy of disappointment and green titty milk, so why the fuck not just do 2 movies and shut up and take our money. I paid to watch Luke drink green tit milk and to hear sex jokes of Lando banging a droid, I think I’ll pay to watch an actual thought out Star Wars movie. End this right, give a two part Episode IX movie, please.
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