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[greedyfemur]

~ masterlist ~

last update: 04/12/2026

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☆ · ongoing series

♫ · oneshot

❀ · headcanons

⟡ · slow burn

⁠♡ · reader insert

☾ · author oc insert

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Dying Light

Rooftop Saints

☆ · ⟡ · ♡

chapters: ch. 1 ch. 2 ch. 3

afab reader insert

summary:

You step into a city on the edge of collapse, where every shadow hides danger and every choice could be your last. Survival isn’t about brute strength, it’s about timing, trust, and knowing when to move before the world catches up to you. When someone stumbles into your world on the brink of infection, you’ll have to decide how far you’re willing to go to protect them - and how much of yourself you can risk in the process.

Headcanons

Aiden Caldwell

❀ · Relationship Headcanons

❀ · Jealousy Headcanons

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Game of Thrones

A Song of Wolves and Tides

☆ · ☾

chapters: ch. 1 ch. 2

author oc main character

summary:

More sailor than noble, Yleria knows the sea and its mercies better than she knows the careful cruelties of court. But among kings, lions, and the cold eyes of the North, she learns quickly that storms do not only gather on the water. Some break in halls of stone. Far from the life she knew, she finds herself treading carefully through a world of old loyalties, quiet suspicions, and unknown dangers. In the North, carries weight, and the smallest turn of fate may set something far greater into motion. Winter is Coming.

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jschlatt

Headcanons

❀ · Relationship Headcanons

[beaft]

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

[beaft]

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

[beaft]

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

[beaft]

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[greedyfemur]

computa, how do I have a consistent writing style?

[charactervsplot]

I made a book playlist, designed a cover, imagined the ending scene, and rambled about my story idea to all my friends, but somehow the word count is still at 0???

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[20thcenturystarlet]

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

[thepeelingrenoir]

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

[thepeelingrenoir]

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.

[sisaloofafump]

This is from 1966 and you can see over a hundred photos on the NYPL digital collections website. It is absolutely gorgeous. These are just a few of my favourites.

Plus Puck's face here:

[redstonedust]

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[rockshitty]

Does this fanfiction make sense? Hold water? Not an ounce! Does that mean I’m going to stop writing it? Not an ounce! I’m a moron with a keyboard and half an idea and that’s your problem now. God couldn’t stop me and neither could my dad, and now I’m on your screen with another thousand words of whatever the fuck this is. Bon appetite bitch!

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[outerspacecastawaypart2]

[greedyfemur]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jon Snow/Original Female Character(s), Jon Snow/Original Character(s) Characters: Jon Snow, Ned Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark, Robb Stark, Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, Bran Stark, Rickon Stark, Robert Baratheon, Cersei Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, Joffrey Baratheon, Daenerys Targaryen, Ghost | Jon Snow's Direwolf, Samwell Tarly, Ygritte (A Song of Ice and Fire) Additional Tags: Game of Thrones-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Content for Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire, Canon Compliant, Original Character(s), I am once again introducing original characters only to tragically rip them away, I live for the drama, Aged-Up Character(s) Summary:

More sailor than noble, Yleria knows the sea and its mercies better than she knows the careful cruelties of court. But among kings, lions, and the cold eyes of the North, she learns quickly that storms do not only gather on the water. Some break in halls of stone. Far from the life she knew, she finds herself treading carefully through a world of old loyalties, quiet suspicions, and unknown dangers. In the North, silence carries weight, and the smallest turn of fate may set something far greater into motion. Winter is Coming.

[greedyfemur]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Dying Light (Video Game) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aiden Caldwell/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Aiden Caldwell, Hakon (Dying Light), Lawan (Dying Light), Sophie (Dying Light), Original Female Character(s), Rowe (Dying Light) Additional Tags: AFAB Main Character, Canon Compliant, Non-Canonical Character Death, Reader Insert, Slow Burn, Female Reader-Insert, Video Game Mechanics Summary:

You step into a city on the edge of collapse, where every shadow hides danger and every choice could be your last. Survival isn’t about brute strength, it’s about timing, trust, and knowing when to move before the world catches up to you. When someone stumbles into your world on the brink of infection, you’ll have to decide how far you’re willing to go to protect them - and how much of yourself you can risk in the process.