icarus this bitch

tatum. 24. agender. working on my mfa in creative writing.

[capricornpropaganda]

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

[capricornpropaganda]

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

[miiilowo]

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

[miiilowo]

i am not a whore but i believe in their beliefs

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[lesbile]

you're in her dms, while i’m making her prance around in a werewolf mask before bed

[lesbile]

if you want me, you have to do this

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

[girlnephew]

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[zegalba]

Motohiko Odani: Berenice (2003)

[pandioncristatus]

This is a kind of girl by today's standards

[myspace]

[guooey]

She's so perfect she just goes right back to doing her thing

[catchymemes]

[ibrokemyotherone]

i just love this photo. they look like cardboard cut outs of themselves.

[cleverclove]

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[rubixpsyche]

Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Wettest Beast

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

[rogueninja]

convinced my 10 y/o nephew to watch naruto and he sent me this i'm screaming

[cali]

your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked