Another hot day on the coast and I spotted this man. He looked just my type, so I decided that I had to approach him - take a chance and see if I might get lucky, or unlucky and maybe get a punch in the face.
To my surprise, his response was, "I saw you checking me out. You like old fat guys like me?" I told him that I did and that I particularly loved his arse. "You like big smelly arse like mine" he laughed. I smiled and said, "You don't know how much I love the smell and taste of arse - the bigger and smellier the better".
So he invited me back to his nearby beach hut and said, "As you like arse so much, why don't you get on your fucking knees and press your face into the crevice of my arse - have a good sniff. It's nasty - quite ripe and even a bit sticky from not having wiped good after using the toilet, but you seem like the kind of pig that loves that kind of thing." I told him that I am an arse pig and that I would sniff and lick his arse no matter how rank it might be.
"Get your nostrils right up inside - against my hole and breathe in my arse smell." It was like heaven and he even laughed at how deeply I inhaled. "Hell boy, I can feel the suction of your nostrils on my hole - wicked!" Then he added, "If you like that maybe you'll love this..." and without warning, he pressed back into my face and let out a long, deep, smelly fart right up my nostrils. The farts were so rank and awful but I was in pig heaven.
"Enough of that" he said, "Now get your tongue deep inside and have a good taste of what a real man's arse tastes like!" I moaned as I started to lick out his arsehole. "What a pig! Hell. Who needs wet wipes when your warm tongue feels so good and leaves me feeling even cleaner!"
After a very long worshipping of his arse, he let me suck his thick cock. He provided me with a good amount of cum and as I was about to pull away, he said, "Hold on pig boy. I need a piss. Just keep your mouth open and swallow." It started off as a trickle but before long he was pissing down my throat full stream - the force of his warm piss making me gurgle and gag, which just made him laugh and say, "Don't you dare spill a drop pig!"
What a great afternoon and I thought 'I'm going to remember this for a very long time. But before leaving he said, "You think I'm going to let go of a pig like you? Give me your number and address." then added, "I'm going to make you my regular arse licker and if you like arse that much, I have a couple of buddies with even bigger arses than mine. You'll enjoy their arses - hell, doesn't matter if you like their arses or not, we're going to feed you our dirty arses from now on..."
I left with a smile on my face and wondered just how many other big fat fishermen he knew...
