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I hope the next viral trend is media literacy

is it just me or does randomly hearing funkytown make your fight or flight kick in after that god awful flaying video that made the rounds years ago?

I know this probably sounds conspiratorial (is that a word?) to wish for and I by no means mean any disrespect, but I wish with all my heart that the helicopter crash that took Oliver Tree and the others from us was one big marketing stunt and that he and the others would make this big surprise reappearance at some point. The world has felt so cold since the accident happened. 💔

There used to be two trucks and you best believe they were having sex. My muscles involuntarily flex at their memory.

#lemon demon #neil cicierega #two trucks #shitposting #laugh rule #there's a blast from the past you can have for free

Maybe a controversial soap opera fan opinion here, I don't really know, but god most of the "good guys" on Days of Our Lives in present day are such absolute dorks and entitled brats to the point I'm naturally drawn to cheer for the villians. At least most of them aren't insufferable to watch daily.

#unpopular opinion

I'm noticing a lot of incel men (more specifically the elderly ones who really want people to think they're an intelligent catch) are misusing the terms "narcissist" and "malignant narcissist" to put down otherwise confident women who are staying in their own lane. Like just because a woman is confident in her own ability to not need to rely on a man, more specifically you Mr. Incel, for support and validation, doesn't mean she has narcissistic personality disorder. Some of us haven't always been confident, some of us have worked super hard and come a long way to be able to hold our own and some of us have "faked it until we made it" for our own selves and either scenario is completely justified. Pro tip: putting down women who carry themselves with a deserved sense of reassurance even in a sea of assholes isn't gonna get you laid anytime soon, chief. Also may I suggest you have a look in the mirror, sir? 🪞 Because you're projecting again, dude.

#this is a girlblog #girlblogging #smash the patriarchy #sad but true #say it with me female confidence is not narcissism #its okay to have standards #divine feminine

Do you think those newfangled Trump phones will be sold at those Trump themed tourist trap stores?

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It always makes me giggle when people want so bad for you, a childless person, to be jealous of them, a person with children, simply for the fact they have children? Like no Emma, it's okay I really don't wanna have a kid cough right in my face on a daily basis right after they get done screaming and crying at Walmart because I said no to a $75 toy when I barely have enough money to get all of us by on. If that's your thing, good for you but don't project your closeted despair onto people whose lives look different than yours.

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i don't mean to be a jerk or anything like that but danny elfman has always looked just so anemic

I saw lots of weak minded people on a Facebook post today with art of a cute little creature carrying a basket of flowers that says "If I'm too much go find less." Folks do not mind to make it obvious how much they hate women, especially when we are not complacent or are okay with asking for more than the bare minimum. It truly astounded me the number of people bitching about those who refuse to take shit and ask for more out of life because they know their worth. My ex said I was too much too and so they went and found less, a lowly, scummy person much more like themselves. Why is it "too much" when a woman has standards but its totally fine and expected of men? Me thinks I smell hypocrisy there. 🤔

#girlblogging #this is a girlblog #if im too much go find less #breakups #breakup #this is what makes us girls #sad but true #fuck the patriarchy #its ok to have standards #it gets better

I don't ever truly lose complete interest in most things I love or come to love. It all works its way back around like a clock over time. I trust that all of my interests just will pop back up when they're supposed to and that's just how it is.

Happy Birthday Weed! 🍃🥳