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This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far
Just thinking about a conversation I had with my nibling about the clones being the embodiment of kyber crystals on this fine May the 4th
Ok, alright. I'll elaborate. The clones and the kyber crystals ●All made of the same material, but unique in the force ●Have a special relationship with the Jedi, used as weapons to protect them ●The crystals lacking colour before being chosen by a Jedi/The clones in shiny white armour until adding paint after seeing battle, usually under a Jedi's command ●Naturally attuned to the light side, but could be forced to be used as a weapon of the dark side ●"Ancient beings associated them (the crystals) with wind, rain, and breath" *gestures vaguely at Kamino* ●Giant crystals being used as sith superweapons/ the entire clone army being used as a sith superweapon Also no one is going to convince me that warriors created to fight alongside/keep up with, protect, and eventually kill the Jedi, were not somewhat attuned to the force, giving them an extra edge in battle. Maybe they are so superior to the storm troopers for a reason. Maybe when a clone says "I have a bad feeling about this" they're usually right. Maybe the Jedi become their best friends because -
@greenbunny7 heheh look! Cool idea :D
Oh my goodness the clones are kyber crystals :O
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SO APPARENTLY ERNEST CONFESSED and nobody interrupted!!!!
It’s almost suspicious
Also also BRUH ERNEST THATS HOW YOU CONFESS YOUR LUCKY THAT GRAY LIKES U BACK LMAOOOOO
@cameforstuff @greenbunny7
My honest reaction to Ernest confession was like Gray you should dump this guy, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I SHIP THEM
ERNEST YOU FUMBLED SO HARD THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY SUCCEEDED WHAT A MAD LAD LOL
Nat1 & nat20 at the same time lol
His negative charisma circled back around to positive
Anyway, cudu2jodixhwbehdyxywgehfifieuehbsuxuxyshwbejduxuxyxdyh2beodifofk4k3pwohzhxbdbwfatxhfirj3nekishsgsbwgsixidjdnenkrifeuywgwbejejfnxbdjehwu
I headcanon the reason why nobody interrupted is because Jana was fighting back the ppl who were trying to intervene in the background
Oh my goodness yessssssssssssssssssss✨️✨️✨️
SO APPARENTLY ERNEST CONFESSED and nobody interrupted!!!!
It’s almost suspicious
Also also BRUH ERNEST THATS HOW YOU CONFESS YOUR LUCKY THAT GRAY LIKES U BACK LMAOOOOO
@cameforstuff @greenbunny7
My honest reaction to Ernest confession was like Gray you should dump this guy, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I SHIP THEM
ERNEST YOU FUMBLED SO HARD THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY SUCCEEDED WHAT A MAD LAD LOL
Nat1 & nat20 at the same time lol
His negative charisma circled back around to positive
Anyway, cudu2jodixhwbehdyxywgehfifieuehbsuxuxyshwbejduxuxyxdyh2beodifofk4k3pwohzhxbdbwfatxhfirj3nekishsgsbwgsixidjdnenkrifeuywgwbejejfnxbdjehwu
deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok
i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you
@greenbunny7 star wars vibes
The force is a form of art, right?
Anakin appreciates the abstract form ✨️✨️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️📉✨️✨️
Aww I thought the arows would be the Konami Code for a sec
But indeed!
That would have been clever hehe
I gotchu
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deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok
i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you
@greenbunny7 star wars vibes
The force is a form of art, right?
Anakin appreciates the abstract form ✨️✨️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️📉✨️✨️
Aww I thought the arows would be the Konami Code for a sec
But indeed!
deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok
i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you
@greenbunny7 star wars vibes
The force is a form of art, right?
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sith twins aus are fun but you know what's even more fun? HALF of a sith twins au <3
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Okay, hear me out.
One of the quiet background realities of the Star Wars galaxy is that it is spectacularly bad at labor. Not just “late-stage capitalism” bad, but structurally, culturally, and institutionally allergic to the idea that workers should have enforceable protections. You’ve got child soldiers, child labor, debt slavery, corporate fiefdoms, and a Republic that can field a galaxy-spanning bureaucracy but somehow never gets around to standardizing “maybe don’t enslave people.” The Empire of course doesn’t fix this; it industrializes it.
So in that environment, formal labor law is either nonexistent, unenforced, or actively hostile. Which means if you’re operating in a sector where the state either can’t or won’t protect you, you get a classic historical pattern: workers build their own rules.
Enter the gray economies.
Groups like the Smugglers' Alliance (Legends) and the Bounty Hunters' Guild (new canon) look, at first glance, like professional associations for criminals. But if you squint at them through a labor history lens, they start to look a lot like early, proto-union structures — especially the kinds you see in maritime or extralegal industries on Earth.
Think pirate codes (yes actual ones, Pirates of the Caribbean didn't make that up). Think matelotage agreements. Think dockworker brotherhoods that predate formal unions.
Because what do these groups actually do?
They:
set norms for compensation and contracts
regulate competition to prevent destructive undercutting
provide a framework for dispute resolution
establish reputational systems (“you don’t honor contracts, you don’t get work”)
That’s industry self-governance in the absence of law.
Take bounty hunting. Without something like the Bounty Hunters' Guild, the field collapses into chaos: clients don’t pay; hunters underbid each other into oblivion; jobs get duplicated, interfered with, or sabotaged. And nobody trusts anybody!
The Guild steps in and says: here are the rules of engagement. Here’s how claims work. Here’s how you get paid. Here’s what happens if you break contract.
That’s basically a union crossed with a licensing board and a regulatory agency, just without any moral pretense.
Same with the Smugglers' Alliance. Smuggling is inherently risky, decentralized, and dependent on trust networks. If everyone is constantly betraying everyone else, the whole system stops functioning. So instead, you hash out agreed-upon routes and territories, informal protections against betrayal, mechanisms for information sharing, and consequences for breaking the code
Again: not altruism. Stability.
And the reason this emerges specifically in gray/illegal sectors is because they have to. The Core Worlds might pretend they have laws, but those laws don’t meaningfully protect the people actually doing dangerous, itinerant, high-risk work. So the margins of the galaxy — where enforcement is weakest and risk is highest — become the places where labor organization evolves first.
Which is very historically grounded.
On Earth, some of the earliest labor protections didn’t come from governments; they came from workers in dangerous, decentralized industries—sailors, pirates, miners—who literally wrote their own rules because no one else was going to save them.
Pirate codes, for example, often included:
compensation for injury
shared distribution of loot
limits on captain authority
Which is … shockingly progressive compared to a lot of contemporary working conditions (cough Amazon cough).
So in the galaxy far, far away, you end up with this ironic inversion:
The “legitimate” systems — Republic, Empire, megacorporations — are exploitative, inconsistent, or indifferent.
The “illegitimate” systems — smugglers, bounty hunters — are the ones building functional labor frameworks, because they need to survive.
And that feeds back into why the galaxy feels so unstable overall. There’s no universal baseline of rights. Everything is hyper-local, network-dependent, and contingent on whether you’re inside a system that has rules you can rely on.
If you’re a clone trooper? You are literally property.
If you’re a factory worker on a corporate world? Your protections are whatever your employer feels like offering.
But if you’re a smuggler or a bounty hunter?
You might actually have clearer expectations about your pay, your risks, and your recourse — because your “union” is the only thing standing between you and total chaos.
So yeah: the Smugglers’ Alliance and the Bounty Hunters’ Guild aren’t just flavor. They’re a glimpse of what labor organization looks like in a galaxy where the state has fundamentally failed to provide it.
Which is both deeply funny and a little too real.
tfw you're too busy trying to hide your jedi-code-breaking romance to notice your fellow jedi is also breaking the code
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I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.
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