$LAYYYTER
Kiana Khansmith
No title available
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
★
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
tumblr dot com
izzy's playlists!
Sade Olutola
DEAR READER
Andulka
blake kathryn
Product Placement
No title available
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Chile
seen from China
seen from Greece
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Malaysia
seen from Slovakia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from United States
seen from United States
@greenchimera
there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina
AGUANTE EL PESCADOR CHUPA PIJA LOCOOO 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
Que grande amigo, agarraste el último zodape de la tierra, te banco mil.
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
Happy 24-6-01!
This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies
Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.
Give it a day
do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this
why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?
I watched the new Folding Ideas video about Mr Beast and the Beast games, and there's a detail that is driving me absolutely insane. At one moment, during an interview Mr Beast boasts of having broken the record of most BTS (Behind the Scenes) cameras with 16 working on set. And if I don't write about it it's gonna ruin my whole fucking night.
First, you need to understand that a camera person, ironically, is practically blind, since their whole focus is on the shot. While carrying around heavy, cubersome, and extremely expensive equipment around. In such a volatile, crowded and chaotic place as a reality game show, they need a handler to guide them around the set and be their eyes. That's 16 more people.
But they aren't (or at least I hope not) just wandering about the set, taping random stuff. Often there's someone checking the live feed (more people), plus people watching the whole set directing the cameras to points of interest ("player 45 is crying, go check that out" that kind of stuff.) Also making sure the 16 cameras don't overlap, getting redundant shoots of the same stuff at too similar angles.
And all of this for... Behind the scenes. The stuff that often ends up in the cutting room. Because is behind the scenes. It is the extra stuff. Why. Why. Maybe 40+ crew for what.
Let's be generous. Let's say the interview is taking advantage of the Kulechov effect and just showing the main cameras as background footage, only implying they are BTS. Let's say that in reality the BTS are using lightweight set-ups, like mounted smartphones. Lets say (and I fucking hope so) there were deemed not important enough to have another team coordinating the BTS. That's still 16 more people running around a live set, getting in the way of the actual shoot. I think adding 16 extra cameras to a live stadium concert might get you some weird looks. This is a tv show on real fucking time.
It's such a stupidly large and ineffective number only a kid would think of it. I've barely worked on live recordings and the idea of it makes me dizzy. This can only be some poor PA's karmic punishment. A ring in Dante's Inferno where "fix it in post" producers are sent. The whole thing is like boasting living in a house with 16 full toilets and trying to convince people that you actually live there.
Rant over, I can rest now.
Sooo
This is either an extremely funny message to get or a slightly concerning one.
we’re so back
Getting this on my feed the hour before I got dragged by friends to watch the movie made it hilarious cos. It's fine. It's just 2 extra episodes of the Mandalorian. It isn't even mediocre. It's just fine. It's a silly space adventure movie. But I suspect for people who hold Star Wars as the pinnacle of culture, it being a silly space adventure movie is far worse than being bad.
My guess is that they didn't't like the muppet rescue sequence, I don't know.
i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain
*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*
well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,
I really should have learned my lesson by now, but goddamit. Every time I wanna discuss how downright awful Arcane's narrative conclusion is for Jinx, a character with upsettingly realist depictions of depression, mental illness and suicidal ideation, I end up wanting to bash my head against a wall.
Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it
i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss
"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market
Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
Paywall removed here
Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.
A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool
Cosmic horror story about the protagonist being driven mad by having forbidden knowledge seared into their mind in which it gradually becomes clear that the protagonist is a housecat and the terrible gnosis that renders even their most familiar intimacies alien to them is the ability to do first grade math.
They have difficulty functioning in their daily life because they're constantly seeing maddening patterns beyond mundane perception, but those patterns are merely the product of being able to count higher than three. All forgetting to eat as they obsessively count the pieces of dry kibble in their bowl.
You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.
if you’re in the notes saying “this is wrong and cruel because everyone is capable of growth” you’re not understanding the post.
yes, everyone is CAPABLE of growth and change. everyone has the RIGHT to growth and change. but no, not everyone will CHOOSE growth and change. some people are not interested in and cannot be made interested in self-improvement or self-reflection. some people will go their entire lives refusing to admit they might be wrong or examine their own behaviors. some people will never, ever accept responsibility for the effects they have on people and the world around them. humans are varied; some are just always gonna be like this.
it is VITAL to understand this if you’re the kind of person who tends to pour energy into helping others, especially if there are already people knowingly hurting you who consistently show absolutely no interest in changing that behavior. you can’t forcibly make them want to change who they are. you aren’t going to find a way to convince them to suddenly care that their behavior is hurting someone.
the motivation to change and grow comes from within. others may inspire us, but WE have to decide we want to be better and work towards that. until they decide that for themselves, nobody else can do it for them. and they might never. people are mortal. we are a finite series of choices. it is entirely possible to make mostly selfish ones.
everyone CAN grow, but not everyone will. not everyone wants to, and nobody can force the desire to grow as a person on someone else.
Given infinite time, everyone can change for the better. Sadly, our time is finite. So you gotta choose with who you spend it.
