Dad Hijinks

Hi, I'm Green Dad. I want to be either Garrett Hawke or Greg Universe. They/Them He/Him. Sewing and Crafting Other Creative Stuff

[0dmg]

thinking about these things

[naudlus-archived-112022]

[kasaneteto]

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

[kasaneteto]

[s3tok41b4]

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

[genocider-syo]

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

[camalilium]

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

[graventusk]

its like they googled “scary music” and they accidentally got the wrong sort of scary music

[candycoloredwolf]

This actually gave me a bit of anxiety

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was gaydreaming

[notevenhisfuckingname]

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

[notevenhisfuckingname]

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[sokpomidorowv]

@xvzzu

[professorcapybara]

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

[femcassidy]

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

[femcassidy]

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op any updates?

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape

[bunniope]

great! i love horror movies!

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end don’t read this textpost

[thelastlightningbug]

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

[jayska-nxl]

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

[aces-to-apples]

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[consultingkilljoywinchester]

I swear to GOD if you don’t hold me closer, tiny dancer

[quartzlegacy-archive]

Y’ALL I AM

CRYING

[itsbats]

Happy Pride, ya’ll

[halloweenatdusk]

summer time goth 

[cryptid-sighting]

flamingo goth

[bard-o-lator]

I walk an old town road

Upon the only horse I’ve ever known

[the-skull-is-a-friend]

musical vs. movie cat comparisons so you can witness the horrible fate these characters got