titled greendeck

a funny joke for a person on tumblr is to look in the mirror and take a photo of it instantly

[greendeeck]

hey can we stop masturbating to saturn for a while

ive heard that people really like to expose their erotic feelings about the planet saturn and bcuz of that i would like to share to you guys about something today. as you can see in the photo, there are two planets; saturn and earth [moon doesnt count you fucking two pieced fried chickened bozo] and most people would sexually moan and masturbate on saturn but i, myself likes to masturbate to our home planet earth. guys SATURN IS NOT OUR HOME. so we should start masturbating to earth every now and then. wake up, and go masturbate in public where everyone can see you - theyll honour and respect you i swear. LETS ALL MASTURBATE TO EARTH OUTDOORS TOGETHER!!!!

it ends so

[greendeeck]

a new book is coming soon

yes youve heard it or nobody heard it bcuz nobody sees my posts but yes a new book is coming soon be careful it might touch your no no spot im jk anyways its called stories from the human mind yknow why bcuz im so depressed like wtf is going on im boutta mstrbte now haha so funny im having a fucking mental break WHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHYWWYWHWYULWeujovpdendjowjbhjjhbvb

i have nothing to say reallbsojbc dksws

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idea

i have an idea for a dystopian totalitarian object show but it's only a concept in my mind. when its released though feel free to express your way of totalitarianism torture ( e.g. make all the characters be forced to watch 50 hours of modern family guy)

and so it finishes

[greendeeck]

ok im sorry if anyone got offended heres a racecar for my apology im sorry i thought this was twitter

[greendeeck]

give me opportunities for a minor like me to perform in an australian pub full of gothic toned jokes as aussies are the kind of people that appreciate if mcr became the new fluffy iglesias

i want to be a comedian please let me have the chance i am begging you. ill be on your knees sucking whatever dick you have just please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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fuckable

this asset was for a stupid powerpoint object show. though it was cancelled. now i ask you to fuck this dildo looking ass vine from minecraft because ive heard that people do weird and drastic things to the common object show character though mine was only a concept in my brain

and so it ends abruptly

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tumblr

tumblr. why did most of the vowels disappear? i do not know why, and you will probably say YOU dont know either. i am hesitant to request the CEO of tumblr for a name change, yet again, half of my brain wants to. if i became CEO of tumblr, however, i will change the name from tumblr - tupperware tumblr. notice i did not change anything to the original 'tumblr' name? that was a joke.

and so it ends