"i'm proud of us"

if you ever speak to me in spanish, please use the formal usted. Go Pens. 🐧🏒

[redstonedust]

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

[dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound]

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[45percenterthen]

HATE when covid canonically exists within the tv universe. dont u know i'm using u for escapism

[natalieironside]

I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.

When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world.  Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.

[natalieironside]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

[warped25]

[clusterb-itch]

[glumshoe]

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

[skunkeyemcghee]

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

[jellisdraws]

This is a serotonin machine

[ryebreadgf]

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die

[angelicguy]

Why u gotta be so hateful

i am full of love you dumb son of a bitch

[kabaks]

twitter check marks being like “we’re all to blame for the smear campaign against britney spears uwu” ok i was busy being a child lol

[evildilf2]

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

[horkey]

watching hockey really ruins other asses for you. once you get used to the absolute units that are hockey asses you can't take any other ass seriously. every time someone posts about someone's quote unquote fat ass I'm like, this is nothing to me. as long as Sid Crosby moves that dump truck across the ice I can't consider what you call an ass.

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[manhattan-gamestop]

Does anyone else desperately need instructions to function but also hates being told what to do

[regging]

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*

[notjustforaestethic]

America 2021 be like: