Green Flags

Dated so many shitty guys but I married a man full of green flags

[perfectquote]

“Be a good person, but don’t waste time to prove it.”

— Unknown

[greenflags]

Be your own green flag

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Husband: accidentally triggers me saying some dumb shit my abusive mom would have said.

Me: gets angry tells him what’s up

Him: you’re right, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said it that way, I should have said this. I love you.

Me: thank you. I love you.

He doesn’t let me stay mad long cause he knows all about that accountability.

[pottsess]

Gamer friends be like: it’s so cool you and your husband play games together

Honestly, it would be really hard to waist 6 hours a day on something and my husband be like wtf are you doing.

Instead he’s like, oh you’re warmed up to get sweaty?

[greenflags]

A woman told me the man she was seeing said she was on probation with him.

Basically like with a job she had to prove herself to him for him to commit.

I thought that was a weird way of putting it.

When I met my husband, we went through a 5 month period where we weren’t “official.”

He called it courting.

Guess that was a green flag I didn’t even realize.

[greenflags]

This woman was just kicked out of this guys house now homeless with her dog.

Watch those flags

[rererereree-deactivated20241031]

[insanitywithbrains]

I've lived nights

Which grew into days with you.

{You are an eclipse to the nights.}

[greenflags]

My husband goes out of his way to make other women feel comfortable and included in group settings without the notion that sex is expected afterwards.

My girl friends love him and I love that.

[aimxmi]

[thememedaddy]

Me_irl

[greenflags]

A woman told me the man she was seeing said she was on probation with him.

Basically like with a job she had to prove herself to him for him to commit.

I thought that was a weird way of putting it.

When I met my husband, we went through a 5 month period where we weren’t “official.”

He called it courting.

Guess that was a green flag I didn’t even realize.

[greenflags]

There’s a girl I met at the bar who spends most of her time alone. I hang out with her but when she’s social, every dude wants to go home with her. She can’t catch a break.

My husband told me that he made sure to wait for her to warm up to him and is nice to her to let her know not all men only want her pussy, she’s good enough to be just a friend.

Which like, friend zone is such a safe space for some women honestly like why’s it all gotta be about getting some.

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Him: how long has it been since you showered?

Me: …..😒

Him: what if you get in the shower and I do all of the work?

Man this guy can compromise.

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Me: freaks out and breaks the glass to the oven

Him: baby it’s okay. Go smoke a blunt and I’ll clean this up.

Having an understanding husband while trying to find the right medication is the only reason I’m still breathing.