¡how that life was but a flower!

i'm the devil and this is my dinner party                

[plastiboo]

[seikilos-stele]

Ursula K. Le Guin

[glamberrr]

Yami yugi period cramps gif

[playwrongs]

All my haters become gaiters clinging to my legs as I orienteer through the thorny underbrush of success

[archiveroll]

“The General Zapped an Angel” by Karel Thole (1970)

[rocketbirdie]

some much needed me time

[lavenderpanic]

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

[thememedaddy]

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[marisatomay]

kids baking competitions are amazing

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Text reading: card to make two neat lines. He pulls a Euro out and rolls it, using it to snort up the substance quickly. He shakes his head softly and exhales deeply.

Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: #magneto on the sauce /End IDs]

[the-big-mood]

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You can’t scare me, I learned how to play “Hot Cross Buns” on the recorder in elementary school.

GET THE SHIRT HERE

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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[Image ID: Tweet from Matthew (@/ matthewseiji) reading: Medieval peasant [staring at my phone]: I understand this tweet just fine

Me: ...and the Dorito?

Medieval peasant [crunching]: It's alright /End ID]

[retroactivebakeries]

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[Image ID: Text reading: Moaning and groaning both refer to an extended sound emanating from the throat, which is typically made by engaging in sexual activity. Moans and groans are also noises traditionally associated with ghosts, and /End ID]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[platano]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

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[Image ID: Tumblr reply from minfotibaken reading: How bout not shitting on Supernatural all the time and let people enjoy it /End ID]