the closet dweller :3

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[katsubrow]

Concept base, jabber has a bent fin due to constantly fighting and injuring himself.

I see zanka as a small oceanic white tip shark, because they’re known for constantly getting harassed and bullied by orcas and dolphins.

[moss-eater202]

@greenptid

Dude you need to write a fic about this Please god...

[greenptid]

one day i must lock in and pull up all the messages...... but let me survive my exam season first please i beg of you moss-sama💔

[moss-eater202]

Mmm… I guess I'll give you the time.. But once your exams are over, your writing is mine..

[greenptid]

[katsubrow]

Concept base, jabber has a bent fin due to constantly fighting and injuring himself.

I see zanka as a small oceanic white tip shark, because they’re known for constantly getting harassed and bullied by orcas and dolphins.

[moss-eater202]

@greenptid

Dude you need to write a fic about this Please god...

[greenptid]

one day i must lock in and pull up all the messages...... but let me survive my exam season first please i beg of you moss-sama💔

[theshippinghr]

College au

[katsubrow]

Ghostface trend but with janka because I know they’d be into that creepy shit lmao

[alabyte]

Tag Game: Ten People You'd Like to Get to Know Better

Thank you for the tag @insertmeaningfulusername!!! Been a while since I played tag games :)

Last Song: Obsessed with Po Atarau by Turakina Maori Girls' Choir! Also been listening to Chernikovskaya Hata a lot lately

Currently Watching: Just finished Maul: The Shadow Lord :)) And before that The Pitt!

Current Obsession: Space. The usual but PHM really REALLY made the obsession bar rise

Currently Reading: Re-reading Republic Commando Triple Zero by Caren Traviss because I kinda need the Coruscant vibe specifically for my current RP

Currently Working On: Some mermay sketches........... Still on planning stage tho (the may is almost over)

Currently Wearing: Summer PJs! Black T-shirt and shorts SHARKS THEMED YAY

Last Google Search: "normal magnesium level in the blood" spoiler alert mine turned out to be far from normal

Favourite Flower: I actually do not really have a fave-fave flower BUT I do fancy sunflowers! And dandelions but the fun thing is I'm allergic to dandelions TAGS no pressure ofc!!!: @cyentherebel and turns out I'm out of mutuals I interact with on any basis. So! Feel free to join if you stumble upon this post!

[cyentherebel]

Thanks for the tag, @alabyte !

Last song: The passage by Lunatic Soul

Currently watching: Legends

Current obsession: uni fried my brain and there's hardly any place for obsessions now, still, Fullmetal Alchemist would be currently the closest thing to an obsession

Currently reading: The Midnight Girls by Alicja Jasińska

Currently working on: My master's thesis. I wish I could stop reading about phloem in Norway spruce. Unfortunately, I am not allowed to do that

Currently wearning: forest green T-shirt with frogs, olive green loose trousers, mint green socks

Last google search: Temporal and spatial variability of phloem structure in Picea abies and Fagus sylvatica and its link to climate (had to check something in specific article)

Favorite flower: Don't have a pecific favorite flower. We have some nice snapdragons on our field now, so currently maybe that

NPTs: @totallywizard07, @niobiumao3, @kyraltre and anyone who wants to join.

[niobiumao3]

Thank you @cyentherebel for the tag!

Last song: Shout 2000 by Disturbed

Currently watching: Invincible Season 2 (yes we're a little behind…)

Current obsession: hand marbled paper. I come and go on this one a lot, it's so lovely and makes for awesome art projects

Currently reading: Days of Grass, Tanith Lee

Currently working on: A handful of fanfics and some Tron Lego minifig art

Currently wearing: green joggers, gray heather top with a gothy bit of art, and a rose colored knit hoodie

Last duckduckgo search: D&D species age (was trying to determine how much older than everyone in her party my gnome is)

Favorite flower: tall bearded iris, I have a lot of them all over which I need to divide so they'll bloom more but I did get 3 types this time around

NPTs: @eriexplosion @eelfuneral @bring-backup-99 @nightskyfoxyy

[eriexplosion]

Thanks for the tag @niobiumao3!

Last song: An Unhealthy Obsession by Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

Currently watching: I've got my meal time creepy youtube videos going, as one does

Current obsession: I'm still in the Gachiakuta trenches, thinking about my Worst Boy, Jabber.

Currently reading: <.< don't look at me, I don't have a book going. I want to start Watership Down soon though.

Currently working on: Edits, edits, edits

Currently wearing: Jeans and my beloved Quark Heartthrob shirt

Last google search: Well, NOW it's Quark Heartthrob shirt. Prior google search redacted.

Favorite flower: You know, in all of my life, I've never gotten over my affection for the humble dandelion.

Tagging in anyone that sees this and wants to do it!!

[zankacore]

Last song: Finally I Will Know Myself by ARTHUR

Currently watching: just finished an ATLA rewatch

Current obsession: gachiakuta :)

Currently reading: ATLA comics, currently on The Search. as for fanfiction ive been on a yuugo kick

Currently working on: janka swap au nightmare grooming polycule sketches. and tamru ageswap sketches.

Currently wearing: sweatpants, geese shirt

Last search: how to knit socks

Favorite flower: honest to god idk. i like those honeysuckle flowers

tags: @supersharkgentlemen @eleim @ghost-kings-court-jester and anybody else. no pressure smile

[eleim]

Last song: Erghad Afewo - Tinariwen

Currently watching: rewatching everybody hates chris

Current obsession: gachiakuta!!

Currently reading: a bunch of janka fanfics, some articles abt angola and mozambique and i will be starting "o filho de mil homens" by valter hugo mãe

Currently working on: lingerie jabber fic and al-aqrb

Currently wearing: pajama shorts, big ass shirt, satin bonnet and fluffy socks

Last search: bonnet lol

Favorite flower: i honestly have no idea

tags: @maumauxmau @lilaleilaaaaa @coffee-bish @ghost-kings-court-jester @sweetsangel and anyone else who wanna join :)

[lilaleilaaaaa]

TY BABESSS @eleim

currently watching: uuhhhh like 20 shows at the same time but the last one was Hell's paradise

current obsession: Gachiakuta (suprise bitches) oohh also Death note actually

currently reading: bro js as before like 15 things and switching between them but last thing i read today was a chap of frieren OH and a friend is borrowing me their entire Kaiju No 8 manga volumes sooo that too

currently working on: Oh shit when?(Janka hospital AU (not sure bout the name still)) ANDDD janka medieval AU

currently wearing: my training top with no bra and the comfiest thinnest sweatpants that exist, my hair in a massive curly bun on my head barely held together by my big ass satin scrunchie lmaooo

last search: where is one piece baby now

favorite flower: DEF LILLIES, LIKE WHITE BIG LILLIES or dark red Lillies

taggiess: @malin-la @addicted2tomura @jolyjamboree @nostalgic-soda

[malin-la]

TY FOR THE TAG!!

Last song - Kingslayer by BMTH and BABYMETAL

Currently watching - Nothing…

Current obsession - Gachiakuta (the last five reblogs all saying gachi have me dead)

Currently reading - How Children Fail (revised) by John Holt

Currently working on - A batch of seven ocs I have, and creating a universe and story to house them

Currently wearing - Grey sweater, dark green pants, black running shoes, and the usual star-themed jewelry

Last search - “all pokemon types” I was doing that trainer type trend with ocs smh

Favourite flower - BLEEDING HEARTS.

No pressure tags: @theao3addict @ghost-kings-court-jester @itsgarbageboy @ikebanaka @i-write-shakespeare-not-disney @yourecominghomewithme @tsillyy @katbat2017 @mspaintbrush @hoeisyoualesbian

[ikebanaka]

Thanks for the tag malin-la :)

Last song: wonderful movie tracks to fall asleep to (lol)

Currently watching: nothing, but I'm considering rewatching Darker Than Black

Current obsession: Gachiakuta

Currently reading: Sandry's Book by Tamora Pierce. The three Emelan quartets are my comfort series

Currently working on: at this exact moment, my ballot. Tell me why there's a gubernatorial candidate named LIVINGFORGOD ANDCOUNTRY DEMOTT

Currently wearing: a beanie, a "Christmas" sweater of two reindeer fucking, and black cargo shorts. I'm not going anywhere today lol

Last search: retroflexed uterus (looked at my chart and went huh???)

Favorite flower: alstroemerias or chrysanthemums

As for people I want to know better who haven't already been tagged on this thread, the only ones left I think are @dykekarkat and @crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler 😅

[crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler]

Oh, this is fun! Thank you for the tag, @ikebanaka.

Last song: Bôa - Duvet

Currently watching: Witch Hat Atelier, Death Note

Current obsession: Gachiakuta

Currently reading: Giovanni's Room by James Baldwin

Currently working on: not starting another draft.

Currently wearing: my heart on my sleeve.

Last search: "dirt oni"

Favorite flower: by any other name, it would smell as sweet.

I will tag some of our fellow writers: @nightmarecleric | @bluestofbloomingmoons | @blinkbinurdrink

[blinkbinurdrink]

Wow, first time doing this kind of thing. Thanks, @crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler!

Last Song: OK - Joey Valence & Brae.

Currently Watching: Half-Man! Very cuckoo bananas, very heavy.

Current Obsession: Janka (of course), my girlfriend, Dr. Pepper (original is king!).

Currently Reading: Recently finished Joshua David King's Project Super Crush series. Definitely not what I usually go for, but super cute! Plus, Black leads!

Currently Working On: My bemoaned Janka kidnapping fic. It is mopping the floor with me. I think we're moving on to buffing next.

Currently Wearing: Pajamas! Specifically, a Goosebumps t-shirt and green plaid pajama pants.

Last Google Search: "Solid synonyms" (Merriam-Webster Dictionary, you piss me off immensely).

Favorite Flower: Foxgloves! I grew fond of them after researching them for a project on Non-Mendelian plant genetics.

As for my tag, I choose you, @skribbledark (but no pressure)!

[skribbledark]

Thanks for the tag, @blinkbinurdrink!! (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

Last Song: Father - The Front Bottoms

Currently Watching: The Boys Season 5. The sheer fuckery that goes on in that show is unmatched by anything I’ve ever watched, I think.

Current Obsessions: Janka(duh), and those 3-hour long Minecraft 100 days youtube videos.

Currently reading: Recently finished the Villains duology by V.E. Schwab. Such a nice sci-fi/mystery read (& the toxic yaoi potential is off the charts, I must say).

Currently Working On: My Janka Modern AU, PINKY PROMISE (Yes shameless plug go read). the struggle of writing dialogue between more than 3 people at a time has delayed the release of chapter four immensely. send help

Currently Wearing: A pair of Snoopy pj pants and a ridiculously oversized Hamilton shirt.

Last Google Search: “Can you bake cookies in an air fryer?” Yes… you can. (;;;*_*)

Favorite Flower: Honeysuckle. Tasty.

And my tag: @coffee-bish !!

[coffee-bish]

Thanks for the tag @skribbledark

Last song : monster by dodie

Currently watching: rewatching American horror stories 🙃

Current obsession: gachiakuta, janka, zanka in general - I love that little dick

Currently reading: rereading The Locked Tomb series, homestuck, Caught Up by Nevessa Allen(?)

Currently working on: too many janka, three gamkar, crochet projects

Currently wearing: steel toes, jeans, Bad Omens hoodie, big ass satin scrunchie

Last google search: cute summer nails

Favorite flower: sunflowers :)

No pressure tag @moss-eater202

[moss-eater202]

Tyy for the tag @coffee-bish 🫶

Last song: The art of Driving by Black Box Recorder

Currently watching: rewatching Dexter and Criminal Minds. Love me some good forensic/cop dramas

Current obsession: We already know the answer…but Janka..

Currently reading: idk if this counts bc it's an audiobook, but I just re-listened to Animal Farm, but im currently reading Cop Cop

Currently working on: Uff… Currently working on: My muse, Cockslut, Stress relief and Taking Control… ik ik… too many at once…

Currently wearing: Ripped jeans, and my leopard print bra. Cooking rn and im going for a sexy macho vibe

Last search: cbt. Let's just… not question why okay…

Fav flower: hard one… I got forget-me-not tattooed on me but I wouldn't say I have a favorite flower… favorite leaf tho is the Ginko leaf! I also got that tatted

tags: @katsubrow @nooaharts @greenptid

[greenptid]

thanks twin my freaky fellow my brethren @moss-eater202 😋

Last song: haven't rlly listened to anything but these were my most recent ones lol

Currently watching: university is beating my ass... i don't rlly have time to watch anything except just. some stuff on youtube like reactions or some entertaining videos. plus i'd prolly just rewatch gachiakuta

Current obsession: gachiakuta... janka. very unsurprising, yeah. these f slur have consumed my mind back in january

Currently reading: a bunch of classic french literature from 19th century from my uni program bc i've got an exam on 16th😭 last thing i read was "waiting for godot" by samuel beckett. and now i'm choosing between "the counterfeiters" by andre gide and "friday, or, the other island" by michel tournier. nerd talk or smth.

Currently working on: this is so bad... i've been trying to finish final chapter for pfyt and translate one of my other fics for ao3 but i've been completely wiped out by my studies to actually Work on them. i have a ton of janka fics ideas but.... no time....

Currently wearing: my pure and noble heart on my sleeve❤️ just pajamas lol its like 2am

Last google search: "la bruit c'est quoi" sighs. yeah. no comments

Favourite flower: ohhh i rlly like flowers in general, i like hydrangea, delphinium and wisteria bc they look ethereal to me.... i also like the ones that look intricate and complicated... maybe even weird. think spider lilies, passion flowers, orchids, etc... still despite that, i'd say my favourite flower is a dandelion. they are so pleasant to look at when they only start flowering and so fun to blow afterwards... and have you seen those huge ones?? i actually never saw these ones in all their growing stages.... only when they are seeding all over the place

got nobody to tag HHSHDHDHDH😭 i'm only stalking yo ass on tumblr, twin.....

[mirstrikesbacks-unofficial]

Fever dreams

Zanka fell first in my mind

[greenptid]

i keep seeing ppl complaining about it but i don't ACTUALLY see it happen, so!! i don't think we reach our full pervert potential and feminise zanka enough. put this boy in a dress. get him thigh highs and doll him up. make him wear frills and bows. make him embarrassed. call him a girl, make him a wife, get him pregnant and make him a mother.

jabber shouldn't be getting out of this either btw. we should all feminise him too. put him in lacey tops and hot pink skirts. put him in jewellery and shiny make up. get him high heels and long acrylics. make him wear cute flowy dresses and bright patterns too. call him a girl too!!!!!

because what's the point of liking fictional characters if you don't do all that to them and treat them as exactly who they are - your dolls to play with in any way you want, like genuinely

[greenptid]

go read penny for your thoughts i promise final chapter will be done soon. i promise.

[sergeon]

Slenderman and his underlings lmao

[sergeon]

Jabber would DEFINITELY fight himself just for fun if he ever saw creepypasta Jabber, he’s just that crazy.

But then creepypasta Jabber would somehow out freak him, and Jabber would either be completely appalled or lowkey into it

And zanka? Uhhhhhh lets just say he's not having a good time

[thegodov]

Been missing someone

[moss-eater202]

How to become crazy in three easy steps.

Step 1: get into Gachiakuta

Step 2: See Zanka and Jabber

Step 2: Janka.

[moss-eater202]

Zanka block his ass while you still have the chance

[greenptid]

will tumblr let this go into the wild or will it flop tune in to find out

[jabsartt]

Can u make them get caught in doing it Zankas the bottom

[greenptid]

girl, i'm bored. let's do a shipping chart.

1. full pic + blank template

2. what i enjoy + what i don't mind/don't really care about

3. platonic relationships + what i don't like

looking at it now i forgot a few things but i think they are easy to guess.... like rudo and riyo in platonic and follozan in neutral section. you can also tell what the arrows mean lmfao

[racoonfio]

Idk it looked better in my head