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[virigorne]

Whenever I see the contraction “who’re” my mind immediately jumps to that conversation with Roxy and Aranea

[virigorne]

[mewwon]

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

[megastarmies-moved]

more people should talk about the fact that alberta canada is very quickly sliding town the same path that the southern us is irt anti trans legislature and putting trans minors in direct danger

[megastarmies-moved]

did you know edmonton is censoring books with any reference to sex, sexuality, violence, or anything else deemed unfit for minors? even books that were fine half a decade ago for school assignments and curriculum

did you know that parents have to be notified for minors to use different pronouns or names in school - 15 and under need permission from parents to go by a different name or pronouns

did you know trans women would not be allowed in sports in alberta?

the premier is outright saying doctors are wrong for opposing these changes and movements against trans youth and trans people as a whole

[byeseeyalaters]

it's worth noting that some of the proposed banned texts in edmonton school curriculums were beyond justcompletely fine when i was in school here (2016-2018)—watchmen went from being an approved ELA diploma text to being on the table for getting banned from school libraries.

[byeseeyalaters]

margaret atwood has also spoken up in light of the handmaid's tale being on the drafted list of banned material by edmonton public schools

[sealcubezz]

[catboyluca62]

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

[angelicguy]

*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*

*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004

no i didnt

WHAT

ive never been there

DANIEL SMOTHERS?

no daniel southern

WHAT

yeah

ONE SECOND

*keyboard typing noises*

DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space

oh yeah. sorry

WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH

*plate slides out from under door*

thats a normal sandwich

NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY

theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it

Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.

[kosmogrl]

[heyniceworkasshole]

[sexybritishllama]

idk man sometimes i like it when video game writers are allowed to plan a series of events that happen in a specific order and affect each other in turn to become an overarching narrative, and i don’t mind trusting those writers to take me through those events in the order that is emotionally effective. i don’t really care if a game forces me to go through the forest area first before i can attempt the icy area because maybe there’s things that happen in the forest area that inform later scenes in the icy area. maybe we don't need more superficial player choice open world concepts if it comes at the cost of the ability to write a story with actual significant plot events and character development in each section

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[bearie]

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

[getjingledyouabsolutesquare]

How to become a knight—delete—how to become a knight and get a sword—delete—how to get a liege—delete—knighthood near me—delete—yearning to be a knight how to stop—delete—help I have a sword now what—delete—nearest blacksmith—delete—knights kissing—delete—liege who needs a knight near me—delete—how to deal with liege and knighthood withdrawals

[creekfiend]

I got an acupressure mat at my PT's suggestion and I laid it on the floor in preparation to use it and Every Dog immediately went over and walked across it AS I DESPERATELY TRIED AND TO DISSAUDE THEM and then went YELP YELP YELP and then KEPT TRYING TO WALK ON IT AGAIN

just as I shooed Glimmer away Ella stomped over and then screamed. and tried to keep stomping and I had to lift her off

GODDAMNIT TREE TRUNKS

[creekfiend]

Ship finally shut them out of the room and now they're scratching at the door like "let us back in we want to step on the Bad Mat"

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I feel so bad it’s so sad but I can’t stop laughing because it’s Exactly like watching NPCs in a video game walk into lava

[creekfiend]

LET US IN. WE WANT TO STEP ON THE 10,000 PRECISION SPIKES

[bashcrandicoot]

Coworkers

[kosmogrl]

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[jaywolf840]

Slams reblog button

[greenshi]

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