green skeleton

[greenskeleton-offical]

i am very green

but im mean

made of calcium

my bones are nice and clean

fresh you’ll see

now im coming to

destroy you

and your father

and your daughter

i am going to

e e e end your life

and kill your wife

[nug-offical-deactiv]

grab your points here

[the-color-orange-offical]

may I have four and a quarter points?

[nug-offical-deactiv]

sure [+4¼ points]

[the-color-orange-offical]

yay!!!!.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

so what should these points do?

[the-color-orange-offical]

number go up

[nug-offical-deactiv]

why 4¼

[the-color-orange-offical]

4.25 is my birthday, and thus my favorite number (it's actually 425, but that seemed excessive)

[greenskeleton-offical]

boo

[nug-offical-deactiv]

who the fuck are you

[greenskeleton-offical]

@greenskeleton-offical

[nug-offical-deactiv]

grab your points here

[the-color-orange-offical]

may I have four and a quarter points?

[nug-offical-deactiv]

sure [+4¼ points]

[the-color-orange-offical]

yay!!!!.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

so what should these points do?

[the-color-orange-offical]

number go up

[nug-offical-deactiv]

why 4¼

[the-color-orange-offical]

4.25 is my birthday, and thus my favorite number (it's actually 425, but that seemed excessive)

[greenskeleton-offical]

boo

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎ ‎

[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[greenskeleton-offical]

the only skeleton who can be evil around here is ME

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

genuinely wanna know how many people have me blocked...

[inkanddragons]

Not me, you’re stuck with me, scrub lord

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

scrub lord?

[inkanddragons]

Scrub lord.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

tf is a scrub lord

[inkanddragons]

You are

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

that didnt answer my question

[inkanddragons]

Do I seem like a helpful individual?

Well I am! definition below

1 or 2

you’re move

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i am not

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

genuinely wanna know how many people have me blocked...

[inkanddragons]

Not me, you’re stuck with me, scrub lord

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

scrub lord?

[inkanddragons]

Scrub lord.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

tf is a scrub lord

[inkanddragons]

You are

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

that didnt answer my question

[inkanddragons]

Do I seem like a helpful individual?

Well I am! definition below

1 or 2

you’re move

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i am not

[greenskeleton-offical]

be glad you picked two i ran directly into a fucking rickroll

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

suck it, im just too pro

[greenskeleton-offical]

i bet you got curious too fucknut

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

no actually, that could have been the dsm-5 for all i knew

[greenskeleton-offical]

i had to be the catalyst 💔

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

genuinely wanna know how many people have me blocked...

[inkanddragons]

Not me, you’re stuck with me, scrub lord

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

scrub lord?

[inkanddragons]

Scrub lord.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

tf is a scrub lord

[inkanddragons]

You are

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

that didnt answer my question

[inkanddragons]

Do I seem like a helpful individual?

Well I am! definition below

1 or 2

you’re move

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i am not

[greenskeleton-offical]

be glad you picked two i ran directly into a fucking rickroll

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

suck it, im just too pro

[greenskeleton-offical]

i bet you got curious too fucknut

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

genuinely wanna know how many people have me blocked...

[inkanddragons]

Not me, you’re stuck with me, scrub lord

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

scrub lord?

[inkanddragons]

Scrub lord.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

tf is a scrub lord

[inkanddragons]

You are

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

that didnt answer my question

[inkanddragons]

Do I seem like a helpful individual?

Well I am! definition below

1 or 2

you’re move

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i am not

[greenskeleton-offical]

be glad you picked two i ran directly into a fucking rickroll

[greenskeleton-offical]

im ashamed to be part of the FNAF community after the recent Jeffery Epstein news

[greenskeleton-offical]

Is Tim Buron your dad by any chace?

no but i knew jack in middle school

[cryptidsvoid]

obsessed with this video, heres an illustration.

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[greenskeleton-offical]

my head hurts all of a sudden

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomeraphim]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[mjthesilly]

I am actually shaking and crying after reading this

[no-one-offical]

You're making me cry. this just hit 900 notes thanks to you.

[greenskeleton-offical]

humans were not supposed to evolve this far

[queer-offical]

pronouns imply the existence of noobnouns

[greenskeleton-offical]

this also imply’s the existence of godnouns and hackernouns

[inkling-offical]

I've been practicing a new song from a civilization long past! Hope you enjoy

FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

HOLY SHIT OH FUCKER!

FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

GODAMN BULLSHIT

SON OF A BITCH, WHAT THE HELL-

*Do do doo doo do do*

OH MOTHER FUCKER GODAMN BULL SHIT HOLY SHIT

*Holy shit*

OH HOLY SHIT BULLSHIT GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER

*Motherfucker :)*

OH FUCKING BASTARD GODAMN

FUCKING SHIT!

*Oh fucking shit!*

SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, OH SHIT!

Did you like it? :>

[greenskeleton-offical]

inkling written by vivziepop

[greenskeleton-offical]

Christmas is highkey overrated

i must stop this Christmas from coming

[greenskeleton-offical]

GARGLES

[greenskeleton-offical]

chat I had an idea about

damn it jerry