It’s Currently Real Gremlin Hours

they/he - 21 - just queer as hell - unorganized mess of memes, dreams, and D&D

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its making me scream laugh

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Here's Your Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator

possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

[ratfuck]

turn up the hurdy gurdy i cant hear the hurdy gurdy

[electricpurrs]

i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life

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[dingdongyouarewrong]

gondor dsyphoria. gondor confirmation surgery. is that anything

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

dungeons and dragons is the best game cause your friends will bust out some of the most emotionally resonant storytelling you've ever seen in your life but there will also be lore in your campaign like "there's a common regional dish called sad penis soup" and "the Phantom Piss Zone is a thing that exists and it's an entire dimension full of piss" and "there used to be a Phantom Cum Zone but the biblical Jesus Christ destroyed it."

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best kind of character is “guy who didn’t die when he should have”

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1. anne carson 2. moby dick, herman melville 3. breaking bad, fly, dir. rian johnson 4. grief lessons, anne carson

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

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Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[valtsv]

[vampurrring]

“Act ladylike” how about I kill you what then

[twilightdomain]

some new paladin oaths i have come up with

- oath of story ("paladin in a bard way," the same way arcana domain is "cleric in a wizard way" etc)

- oath of remembrance (this one's ghosts)

- oath of kissing (self-explanatory)

- oath of bugs (self-explanatory)

- oath of public transportation (im getting on the bus right now i love you bus)

- oath of wizards of the coast give me money

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[spicysoulsa]

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[girlwave]

guy who has the stigmata: im not gonna worry about it. it'll go away on its own

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

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puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy