You owe me One Bijillion dollars

☆Jill - Them and They - 23 - Married in Real Life - im white

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I got my blog back!!!

... but i think i'm still moving! when my account was still up in the air i was sad but also excited for the clean slate. mutuals pls ask for my new one!!!

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HEY if you're still following this blog i'm at @Bijillion now and i'm gonna delete this one

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me, stupid: wow drawing is so much easier when i'm not drunk

[mirmidones]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you’ll get sick

[puppy95]

David Shrigley

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Girls with. Girls with deep voices

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Cellos are women

[weedcellar]

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

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[hoebutmadefashion]

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

[only-tiktoks]

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This is how you cover up a pandemic

[lierdumoa]

For Coronavirus Testing, the Nose May Not Always Be Best (Published 2022)

As Omicron spreads, some experts are calling for a switch to saliva-based tests, which may detect infections days earlier than nasal swabs d

New COVID Spit Tests May Be More Accurate and Easier Than Nasal Swabs

Saliva PCR tests may detect disease earlier in the course of an infection

Walgreens joins Amazon, Costco, and Walmart in selling an FDA-authorized COVID-19 saliva test that you can take at home. It costs $119.

Walgreens is now selling FDA-authorized COVID-19 saliva tests online, joining Amazon, Costco, and Walmart. Results take up to 48 hours.

So weirdly when I do a web search for "covid saliva test cost" I get a lot of articles saying "the new saliva test will cost only $5" but if I actually try to shop for it, all the results are in the price range stated in this video.

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[outerspace-iiinnerspace]

[minionresearch]

[tangynectarine]

[laurbyboom]

[daloy-politsey]

Henry Kissinger will turn 100 in three days unless something really great happens.

Likes charge. Reblogs cast.

[paunchjournal]

Vash the Stampede life drawings

[hedgehog-moss]

I’ve noticed lately that it’s often Americans who leave tags like “I don’t even care if it’s made up” on posts I make that are not particularly unbelievable, but are pretty specific to my way of life or corner of the world (like the one about the cheese vendor). It reminds me of that tweet that was circulating, that said Americans have a “medieval peasant scale of worldview”—I mean, if you don’t want to be perceived this way by the rest of the world maybe don’t go around social media saying that if a cultural concept or way of life sounds unfamiliar it must be made up?

It’s the imbalance that’s annoying, because like—when I mentioned having no mobile network around here I had people giving me info about Verizon to fix my problem. I post some rural pic and someone says it must be somewhere in the Midwest because the Southwest doesn’t look like this. My post about my postwoman has thousands of Americans assuming it’s about the USPS. On my post about my architect there’s someone saying “it’s because architecture is an impacted major” and other irrelevant stuff about how architecture is taught in the US. This kind of thing happens so so so often and I’m expected to be familiar with the concepts of Verizon and the Midwest and impacted majors and the USPS and meanwhile I make a post about my daily life and Americans in the notes are debating like “dunno if real. it sounds made up”

Going online for the rest of the world means having to keep in mind an insane amount of hyperspecific trivia about American culture while going online for Americans means having to keep in mind that the rest of the world really exists I guess

[bavajadas]

The thing op is talking abt:

How American Culture Ate the World: A review of “A Righteous Smokescreen” by Sam Lebovic

A new book explains why Americans know so little about other countries.

[cikero]

my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor

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