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thelogicalghost

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

bettsplendens

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

valtsv

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

garrettauthor

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

thyrell

what’s the punchline here

wait

catchymemes

anime-penis

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

memewhore

chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

davestrider-blog-deactivated202

see that bit of grey, faded text?

mystery solved.

bludhavenbabe

xtremersadiq

an ace attorney fan would have dragged it out far longer than they needed to

greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

meilintheempressofdreams

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

hoodnearthy

yes.

zoomerbro

rubyreed

Current mood: Lieutenant Dan.

jbbarnes-rogers

Every time we take my dogs collar off my mom pets his ears and repeats “you’re nakey!” in a babytalk voice

simonalkenmayer

Fairly certain that’s a universal experience for all human dog owners.

My dog is told “Would you like to wear your jewelry?” And becomes excited. He then chooses which necklace he’d like. He has a few and they all have to have tags on them. I discovered this because I bought him a second collar and he refused it with a sneeze that usually is his equivalent of “fuck you”. I asked him why he didn’t like it. He did a dance. I don’t know how I figured it out, but I remember putting the new collar on him and seeing him still beg for the older one and thinking “there’s got to be a reason”. It occurred to be that he might want a little jingle. So I took an old keychain bauble and put it on his collar and he was so happy I thought he’d leap outside. The whole walk, he pranced around like a prize pig. So I realized that the collar couldn’t be a collar. It had to be a necklace. And now he has a large selection for every season, each with a set of tags that have his name and some sort of jingle decoration.

Sometimes he gets downright picky. He has one that has the Batman symbol on it and he prefers that most of the time, but recently the tags on it broke and he flat out refused to walk until I’d transferred the tags from another collar to it. But he has to choose the tags, and he happened to pick a set that were difficult to remove. But it has to be that pendant on that necklace or he’d piss himself right there in protest.