XinTheGremlin

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[notsoheterosapien]

Part 41 - Miscommunication With An Alien Species

Part 40 Masterpost

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[thememedaddy]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[assortedinsanities]

The printer is one of the tech things that has actual reasons to not work (no ink, no paper, paper stuck, wrong flapse closed, software not compatible, driver update needed, wrong file format) and it often has the decency of telling you vaguely which one it might be.

That is far more than any modern tech is even able to, a website or app will just say "Ooooopsie dooopsie 🤪" these days and those bitches don't even have moving parts to get stuck.

So yeah, the bar is extremely low.

We are two or three updates from a crashed app displaying "Everything is fine, it's you who is the issue really".

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[yayacyan]

Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔

I can't leave comments because of some network error

[bismuthfool]

Imagine that your knowledge of the once-lost Earth is limited to religious stories, legends about the past, rare and hard-to-find texts and images, and one tree you've seen in person... And then you're given access to nature documentaries. Would you choose sleep over watching movies?

Simon rejected sleep.

Simon is afraid that everything will be taken away from him again(((

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

After The Clouds Clear

Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.

[junodoom]

it's wen ning's birthday today! everyone tell him happy birthday!

[paper-lilypie]

omg you’ll never guess who’s finally the same age as their fictional self insert

[sirnyancelot]

Wives 🥹🫶

[skelotan]

I’ve met a handful of animation folks at my store, so this interaction didn’t read as outlandish at first. But usually those conversations are like “What do you do?” and “Oh god we’re all unemployed”, not this weird showboating/pick up artistry.

I still don’t know why pretending he voiced on the baby dog cop show was his gambit to impress The Ladies.

[doctor-aceus-art]

this movie is so fucking beautiful, friends. its so fucking beautiful.

[filibusterfrog]

the predator becomes the prey

[saphizzle]

Mom said it’s my turn to make an Adrian design 😔

Aand an eridian grace who came back a little wrong!

[ashcremated]

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

[rosedosed]

Happy pride I love u

[oblique-lane]

In this era of surveillance i don't need my phone anymore