George, The Girl.

F/26. Named George.

[doubleggggs]

Anakin

[calendials]

Marya Junková + textposts ♡

[questcequecestqueca]

Eva Green

[jessepinwheel]

people like to write sith obi-wan as like some cool suave charismatic mastermind manipulator but actually I think some people should try making sith obi-wan a mad scientist. he turned evil because of his insatiable thirst for knowledge and he's diving into forbidden tomes and experimenting with sith alchemy on live subjects and writing extremely rigorous notes while complaining about how slipshod previous sith scholars have been about documenting their work.

he has basically no stakes in taking over the galaxy and the war is really inconvenient for him and he's a huge problem for both sides because he keeps kidnapping people to do horrible (and frequently lethal) experiments on them and he also kidnapped a whole bunch of clones because he's Way Too Interested in how they were created and trained which is overall a very weird experience for all of them

I think whoever evil obi-wan's mentor was can be the first person he experimented on. that would be fun :)

[jessepinwheel]

also while I'm thinking about evil mad scientist obi-wan I think he would have also done tons of experiments on his own body, so the reason why he won't die even though Literally Everyone on both sides of the war is trying to take him out is because he's more sith abomination and cybernetic implants and scar tissue than his original body at this point. he keeps it covered up most of the time because for some reason his test subjects start getting upset otherwise

also also, repeat test subjects (kidnapping victims). he just grabs them off the battlefield and does some fun little body modifications or sith rituals to them and then releases them again for 'field test data' to kidnap again at a later time so he can collect the new data. the changes seem generally helpful in some way but nobody knows if there isn't something else going on and obviously it is very disconcerting to not know what is going on with your own body. I imagine this comes with some kind of tracking band or implant (if you are fun it could be a collar), like when wildlife scientists tag animals, and nobody can figure out how to remove it without killing the patient

he would love the brain worms. imagine him holding anakin down and this time he *is* going to find out if it goes in through the nose or the mouth

[muffinlance]

He releases Plo Koon with a red band and suddenly. This dad-shaped high councilor is the MOST FUCKABLE SENTIENT in the universe. Commander Wolf is banging on Sithi-Wan's door begging him to please reverse the effects, please, there's only so many nights he can stand guard at his Jedi's door against The Populace

And Sithi-Wan, who's been deep in a research binge and only now coming up for air, goes Hmmmm? But the band wasn't even part of the experiment. FASCINATING.

[coline7373]

[caitvoodoo]

hair down and a beer katie mcgrath oh how i missed you

[secondstar-acorn]

rewatching merlin and as usual she’s taken over all my thoughts

[human-rocket]

I’ll follow you down

‘til the sound of my voice 

Will haunt you 

You’ll never get away from the sound

Of the man that loves you

⊹ ✦ my art | tip jar ✦ ⊹

[transmissionsfromcody]

”she was my friend.”

[denissepalacios21]

The new episode of the podcast with Katie is now available!!💚 she’s so cute and funny 🥺

Podcast like it’s…

[mcgrathxluthor]

Katie McGrath as Áine in Brown Bread

[h-l-w]

For @dinlukeweek Comedic Miscommunication

[devonizara]

#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.

[avnakin]

#the team: a summary

[cringekind]

anakin doing a fancy trick and IMMEDIATELY going "did you like that one master?" and then Obi-Wan responding "very pretty" without hesitation. anakin skywalker praise kink real and true TO ME he just compulsively needs to be told he's good

[foone]

FUN FACT:

So you know how the Wilhelm Scream is in a ton of films as a soundtrack in-joke? It was popularized by Ben Burtt, who was a sound editor on a ton of ton of Lucas films, like all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films.

Well, he cameos in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. That's him there. His only screen time is getting knocked over a rail, and he does an imitation of the Wilhelm scream as he does it.

[loth-caatgirl]

that IS a fun fact!

[human-rocket]

…meanwhile it’s something Anakin can fix in like 5 minutes