There For You In The Dark

Chel, 29, they/them, queer. ISTJ. 18+ (minors DNI)

[beriliaa]

[griancraft]

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

[bird-cannibalism]

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

[rougey]

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

[findingfeather]

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

[1863-project]

"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage

[athelind]

"Team:" <- probably TOO inclusive

[dailycatsblog]

[woolandflax]

Mewseum

[blorbo-posting]

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[charl0ttan]

best multiple of nine

9

18

27

36

45

54

63

72

81

90

Voting ended onMay 28

[awlwren]

[id: post by penny-anna from October 26, 2024: “one of my fav tumblr phenomenons is when there’s a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there’s a clear winner”/end id.]

[segamascott]

[alpaca-clouds]

This.

Like, I very much appreciate people trying to be mindful of their consumption and trying to be sustainable. But I need y'all to understand that it literally does not matter. The top 10% are doing more damage than all of us together could ever prevent.

you know, until we remember what to do with rich bastards.

@isuggestrevolution

[byjove]

I miss when the national weather service was staffed and funded. Now the weather alerts are like “There is a slight chance of a massive thunderstorm with hail and 60 mile per hour winds capable of knocking out the power grid. Slight. Might happen, might not. We’re not God, we don’t know.”

[freelance-abortionist]

[mariekristina]

When I talk about an epic journey, I don't mean some dude going on a little boat trip, I mean the journey from Major Houlihan to Margaret.

[thememedaddy]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[pa-tr0-clus]

Star Trek has spent sixty years queerbaiting the same two dudes and I for one will never get tired of it

[anewstartrekfan]

I don’t think any other queerbait gets as close as these two

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[bracketsandunderscores]

I like to imagine Margaret as one of those cool girls who make like. Women empowerment tiktok pages for feminism and girl tips for the teens and tweens who follow her. Thoughts..

[thememedaddy]

[omegaversereloaded]

Tumblr used to be so fucking funny before nsfw ban. I remember a dude said something crazy on a joke post of mine and i went to his blog and his first post was a video of him shitting into his underwear up close. We used to have it all

[log6]

"who am I to judge" well actually they call me to work the Pearly Gates when St Peter wants a day off so

[crowtoadedtte0]

you got so mad that I shattered your worldview with my cock and didn't kill myself like you wanted even after stunting my growth you've resorted to forging screenshots to satisfy your fetish.

[log6]

i think you might have the wrong person

[mala-taste]