`damn it feels good to be gangsta.`

` to breaking all the rules, to breaking bread again. ` -- sleeping at last. portrayed by cici; est. jan. 11, 2016

[keltbh]

you have the right to bear arms and the right to bare arms

[speedpaint]

[grievoused-blog]

❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜

shit my friends have said &&. bruce.

            ` i don’t know, i hear joel use it ! and if joel used it, it must be sophisticated and all that shit. `

[radiantresource]

‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters

❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜

❛ Kill my ass. ❜ 

❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜ 

❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜ 

❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜ 

❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜ 

❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜ 

❛ You don’t control me. ❜ 

❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜ 

❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜ 

❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜ 

❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜ 

❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜ 

❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜ 

❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜ 

❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜ 

❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜ 

❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜ 

❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜ 

❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜ 

❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜ 

❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜ 

❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜ 

❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜ 

❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜ 

❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜ 

❛ There is no god. ❜ 

❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜ 

❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜ 

❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜ 

❛ Too many sexuals. ❜ 

❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜ 

❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜ 

❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜ 

❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜ 

❛ I lost my period! ❜ 

❛ My poor spine. ❜ 

❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜ 

❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜ 

❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜ 

❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜ 

❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜ 

❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜ 

❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜ 

❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜ 

❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜ 

❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜

❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜

[grievoused-blog]

⍾ ⌜kovic.⌟

@grievoused

         ‘ mmmfh ! ‘ wait okay, pause – REDO. he’s setting his drink aside. ‘ I apologize for that, GOD. – yes i would like a cookie. ‘ 

        ` yeah? well too bad joel ate the last one ! he was pretty hungry. ` sticking her hand inside her bag, she took out a paper bag. inside that bag was, indeed, a cookie ! taking out the cookie, taking a bite, ` well, it’s a shame we don’t have any more cookies left. `

[grievoused-blog]

⍾ ⌜ joel.⌟

“ yes, i am dating all of them. now– you might be wondering how hard it is to keep all of them. i won’t lie to you, elyse ! it’s quite the challenge there. ”

        ` well, it does seem like quite the challenge. how long until you seduce me and make me one of your bitches? or maybe you’re not into big, strong, guys like me. ` she brought her arm up and flexed, ` like what you see? `

[grievoused-blog]

⍾ ⌜ burnie.⌟

                ‘ you came all this way for that – ? canadians are weird. anyways – she’s out and about with aaron for a second, so you’re gonna have to deal with me for the time being. ’ 

           ` hey ! we are not weird, it’s not my fault general grievous is the best character EVER. ` she puts a hand on her chest over where her heart would be, ` she chose the grievous hater over me? i’m offended ! ` shaking her head, ` it’s more like you have to deal with me. `

[viktorvektor]

congrats to james willems on getting a role in psychonauts 2 [x]

[grievoused-blog]

⍾ ⌜adam.⌟ 

‘ well he better be ! he’s been non STOP trying to keep us involved in this. I’ve been keeping my watch. ‘ cue adam’s adorable as hell smile as he absolutely feels VERY happy for James !!

         ` i think he deserves it. i don’t think we’ll hear the end of it though, even though we were close to being the ones chosen for the part. ` of course she knew james did better compared to the rest of them, but she just wanted to say it as a joke. ` maybe next time we can audition as the jackhammer or fountain. `

[grievoused-blog]

joel &&. retweet if you like cookies !!!!

            ` so joel... what’s it like to be the only female in funhaus? ` she joked, acting like an interviewer that just spotted him on the streets. ` is it difficult? are you dating any of them? ` 

[grievoused-blog]

adam &&. retweet if you like cookies !!!!

        ` don’t know if you heard but... my husband’s toilet number four in psychonauts 2. that’s right, be jealous. `

[grievoused-blog]

ray &&. retweet if you like cookies !!!!

         ` what do you think it’d be like to live in a world like south park? i think the first thing i’d do is trash my house. `

[grievoused-blog]

burnie &&. retweet if you like cookies !!!!

         ` so uh... i’m back to take back the bowl of grievous quotes from barbara, do you know where i can find her? `

[grievoused-blog]

like this for a start er !!!

[lesbianterror-deactivated201802]

Elyse! Now that you are a part of Funhaus, what is your imitation of Spoole?

[grievoused-blog]

                                      generalgrievousfan21 // that one troubled canadian kid.

[fhdaily]

Elyse: Can anyone sitting here name the second title of the Mirror’s Edge sequel? Lawrence: I just said it out loud. |  MOST ANTICIPATED GAME of 2016? - Dude Soup LIVE Podcast #48 

[grievoused-blog]

tag drop !!