Hi

e/em. adult. blog. the works.

[grildchese]

i like fish.

rhys / e/em / 22

almost entirely rbs abt my ocs

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

does anyone have that one post that's like. ultraman episodes can be split into 3 types in one type of episode the monster will be called Gort and his diet exists entirely of tungsten cubes and the ultra team have to transport him or he'll blow up the tungsten cube factory. and a second type of episode is where Xeairt the Dimension Fucker will make the dimension fucked. and a third type of episode is an alien episode where thats just a guy. does anyone have that im desperately trying to find it and i just cant

[reallybigtunak]

Gotcha. Friends with OP so it was easy to find

[mrswhymrhow]

funniest shit ive ever seen

[bunchashapes]

Good Luck, Harry!

[redtalics]

i made Vanessa Stockard's cat Kevin in spore [2008]. please look at her paintings of this thing

[redtalics]

badly!

here's a gif of Spore Kevin doing the only dance that looks decent for him, and a gif of him shaking vigorously, just for fun. It was made from his walk cycle.

[spilledkaleidoscope]

You were the coolest.

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[poochcrew]

[schnattergans]

Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^

This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:

THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!

This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.

This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~

[mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005]

what the fuck

[fucks-spock]

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[enameledcoppergirl]

Woke up virtueless today

[hotvampireadjacent]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[recoveredcombatsister]

keeping a blokelist of problematic english men

[meirimerens]

Les chats feront des chiens

Les ronces feront des grenades

Et moi, je ferai la guerre.

first line of the caption is a play on the french phrase “les chiens ne font pas des chats”, “dogs do not make ( = give birth to) cats”, which is the french version of the idiom “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”. here conjugated to mean “cats will/shall make dogs” because. well. smiles.

second line reads “brambles will/shall make pomegranates/grenades” (homonyms in french)

last line reads “i will/shall make war”

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[teathattast]

[bunjywunjy]