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♦️♣️Welcome to this blog! Please read my rules before interacting. This is a must for a muse like Hisoka and I do have several Hisoka specific rules! Otherwise, welcome to this blog and let's have some fun♥️♠️
“Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you look when considering violence?”
Moist von Lipwig, Going Postal (via timefought-a)
heroicimpulse:
“Mm. I hear sand is a natural exfoliant, actually. Your soft and delicate skin might appreciate it more than you realize.”
Of course, that might be more the combination of wet sand being washed over one’s skin by the gentle waves than being straight up buried in mostly dry sand, but… he couldn’t imagine there would be much of a difference. Hisoka should be grateful for the impromptu treatment.
“Hm?” He supposed it was the least he could do. Illumi rubbed his hands together for a moment, trying to get rid of some of that stubborn sand, before leaning over to grab said drink. And… maybe since there’s no one to stop him as such, he might go ahead and steal a sip for himself before he bothered to pass it over.
“You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you look so helpless before,” he mused, holding the glass down for him. It was… certainly a look. “You’re kinda stuck down there, aren’t you?”
He frowned slightly, jutting out his upper lips as Illumi slurped daintily at his special beach potion. (Following his taste test, Illumi might find that it was actually a glass full of straight vodka dyed with blue food coloring, and there was nothing remotely special or tropical about it).
As the glass was leveled in front of him, he stretched slightly to catch the straw with his lips, glaring spitefully at his fiancé as he drained a fraction of the glass. Then he leaned back into his hole.
“That’s right,” he said smacking. “I’m utterly helpless.”
Of course since the beginning of the operation, he’d imagined 50 potential escape strategies, at least a fourth of them would be likely to work. For the time being however, he would remain at Illumi’s mercy because he really seemed to be enjoying himself.
“Whatever are you going to do to me?” he quirked an eyebrow suggestively.
petyrscross:
Hisoka’s tongue knew more than just derision, how commendable, and Chrollo was the only man in the known World who could pull off the same docile eyes from before while issuing out commands with barely any words. Curling his lips into a smile as a sweeter, digits docked at the cut of the other man’s jaw, skimming up to his ear lobe for a stimulating pinch before pressing forward to his helix in a small massage.
Firm lips parted at the seams to a subtle gasp, then sealed again to swallow a breath as the spark of excitement reignited within him, and what was once low-burning embers, Hisoka’s crackerjack tongue working a brand new sort of magic around his cock added timbers and fanned new life into the hearth of his yearning.
“Never took you for the submissive kind.” The hand threaded around Hisoka’s fire-kissed strands yanked, smile maturing into smirk. “Not that I was about to give you much of an option…”
The way to impose one’s dominance over the leader of the Spiders was just that: imposing. If Chrollo wasn’t caught short on breath, pinned somewhere without the strength to fight for the dominance, he’d still come out on top. There was something oddly arousing about it, though… So few had managed to force the man into submission, mostly those built for it, and if nen was involved, they were putty in the thief’s hands.
But nen wasn’t an option when his life was at stake for it, which led the man to conclude not many guys must have ventured into pushing the clown into a submissive position. Chrollo couldn’t help but wonder why.
Those soft sounds of gratitude breaking Chrollo’s stoic demeanor were a perfectly adequate reward. He worked his tongue in an expert fashion, playing with his technique in a very personal kind of experiment. Which subtle manipulation would tease the loudest moan from the spider?
Of course it went without saying that Hisoka was well versed in the art of giving head. He was perhaps more favorable to receiving. All the same he found it was a perfectly subtle way to maintain control over the situation. Even if Chrollo mistook his compliance for submission. Giving pleasure and watching as another’s eyes rolled back into their head, fading away for a moment of pure bliss. Left totally vulnerable to his predatory eyes as they sank through the littlest crack of defense.
A reminder, just before he pulled away to reply, intentionally skirting the row of his bottom teeth against the shaft’s base before his mouth released Chrollo with a pop.
“Mhm,” Hisoka chuckled, taking the opportunity to nuzzle his nose against the crook just bellow the other man’s hip at the apex of his muscled thigh. “And for the laissez-faire leader that you are, you do seem to enjoy seeing me on my knees,” he hummed thoughtfully. The swell of his arousal was a perfect indicator.
Chrollo had once assured that his role among the Troupe was no more valuable than any other member. It was what he wanted and insisted, and yet... What an amusing expression of power.
Hisoka’s hands which had been balanced against Chrollo’s calves, slid higher up the course of his legs, landing to cup the man’s pert behind. His jagged smile stretched as a pinky finger teasingly traced the line of Chrollo’s entrance.
Perhaps the boss had failed to notice that Hisoka was exactly where he wanted to be?
heroicimpulse:
“But not incorrectly. You love me, and I think it’s cute.” Now that he’s been made more than aware that those feelings existed, Illumi liked to think he noticed things. Particularly how soft Hisoka’s energy usually felt when it was just the two of them—that was something he enjoyed immensely. And the suddenly casual declarations of love every now and again certainly only added fuel to that fire.
Facts aside, swimming probably was a better idea. His expression wrinkled in acknowledgement for a moment, as he tossed a glance out towards the lazily rolling waves. Or… maybe not a better idea, but certainly one that allowed for a little more freedom.
“That would’ve been a nice idea, huh? You should’ve said something sooner,” he hummed, swiping and patting one last good pile of sand into the crater. “I’d offer to dig you back up for a change of plans, but my arms are pretty tired after all that.”
He did note the way Illumi seemed to perk up whenever he was reminded of Hisoka’s affections. Actually, that was the cute part of the whole ordeal. His cold-blooded little love, melting into his words of sweetness. Even if it did end up with him buried to his neck under the sand.
“Ugh, Ilu,” Hisoka complained as Illumi mentioned the thing about his arms. “This is the worst. I’m not cut out to be a sand person, my skin is too soft and delicate.”
He paused a moment, scheming.
“Can you at least give me a sip of my drink?” He eyed the cocktail glass filled with a noxiously blue something perched atop their cooler. Peeking out of it was a hot pink bendy straw and little umbrella poking out of it. If Illumi really love him, he would hold it out for Hisoka to sip.
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“Oh, tell him he’s stuck with me. If we have to be trapped in a loveless marriage from now on then so be it, but breaking up isn’t an option.”
I’ve seen a lot more than your dick babe.
“Well it’s for the best. Divorce doesn’t really fit my aesthetic.”
kitanasty:
heroicimpulse:
Illumi clapped a hand over his mouth at the sight of the poor boy reeling back. Mostly because he’s holding in a laugh, but it was at least partially because he wasn’t quite expecting him to fall so harshly. It was still a little funny.
“A tie, then. That’s too bad. I was almost rooting for you, kid.” He’ll abandon his balancing act with the nail, letting it fall back into his hand as he moved to approach the child again. Though, not without running his free hand down Hisoka’s arm as he passed him up. Perhaps just to say ‘no hard feelings’ for being the one Illumi might have been actively rooting against. What fun was it to root for the clear winner over the underdog?
“But I think that’s enough rolling around in the dirt for now, don’t you? You’re already filthy enough.” If that was the look he was going for, than he most certainly achieved it with very little effort on his part. With or without permission—and decidedly without warning—Illumi took it upon himself to hoist the little cretin up by his arms, right back onto his feet. And… possibly swipe some of the fine dirt out of his hair. That’s enough of that.
“You should be more careful when you’re picking out your playthings. You’re putting yourself at a severe disadvantage if you don’t know what your target’s capable of.”
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Souichi had regained control of his shirt, but at what cost? There was a sour look on his face when he cast his eyes on the men from his spot on the hard concrete ground. And there might have been a tear in the corner of his eye, but that was most certainly just from the soreness in his butt from hitting the ground so hard twice. The sheer indignity of being hauled to his feet didn’t help, tears multiplying, face contorting further as he was dusted off.
He’d taken Souichi’s nail, and now his self-respect. And he neither wanted nor needed to be told what to do. Souichi was above that sort of thing–no one told him what to do. If anyone would be dictating the actions of others it would be him, in fact. And yet, he didn’t act. instead his arms crossed over his chest sullenly, looking between the two men.
“I can beat anyone. You both just got lucky. For now. You should show me how you played those tricks.” There was an unspoken threat there, sunken eyes unblinking as he stood his ground. “And then we break the tie.”
@grimagician @heroicimpulse
Of course, Hisoka was not moved by the tears.
He was more impressed with the way Illumi took the lead of this conversation. His words full of wisdom and advice, demonstrating his experience as an older brother, and ability to play well with children. This boy should consider himself lucky to be in the presence of these two kind and patient individuals.
Hisoka’s interactions with children had been very limited. With a few notable exceptions, he found children boring. As for the nail spitting boy in question, well... his aura certainly left something to be desired, but his skill set was sloppy and fueled by selfish desire.
It permeated the air. Not a bad thing in and of itself.
“Tricks?” Hisoka hummed, playing willfully ignorant as if he’d never heard the word in his life.
Perhaps Illumi, and his stellar guardian instinct would have better words of advice. For the time being Hisoka was content to observe. The games were temporarily paused.
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“hm. I’m suddenly reminded how attracted I am to Chrollo...”
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@heroicimpulse cont. (x)
“Head over heels might be putting it extremely,” Hisoka returned softly.
He couldn’t use his hands to gesticulate as he might have in other circumstances. But perhaps Illumi had a point. He was dangerously aware that few others would have gotten away with the effort. Now there was sand in places sand should never be. Even Hisoka had lines he wouldn’t cross.
Then there was the suspicious efficiency with which Illumi had dug the hole, which had him wondering just how often he dug these body sized holes in the ground...
“I thought we might go for a swim to escape the warm, not burry ourselves in sediment.”
Yellow eyes narrowed. It didn’t help that Illumi’s beach look was particularly appealing. Hisoka noted, that hats looked good on him.
kitanasty:
heroicimpulse:
To live? Illumi moved to hold the nail just out of the child’s reach, eyes narrowing at the damn thing as he mulled over the plausibility of such a thing. Couldn’t be. Right? “If they’re so important to you, why are you spitting them at people? You’re not angling for a kill. Do you normally get them back from people you mildly inconvenience?”
It was an interesting tactic all the same, even if the sudden gnashing of metal between his teeth made every hair on Illumi’s body stand on end. Eugh. Surely there was a better place to keep those things. This child must live in a dentist’s chair.
“Nobody’s going to kill you,” he’d insist, more as a vague warning to those with the ability to do so than as a comforting reassurance to the screaming boy. It’s not like it would be difficult, but please. The punishment wasn’t befitting enough of the crime, even for a gremlin. “It wouldn’t be very much of a fight. Where’s the fun in that?”
But this isn’t quite his game to play. Illumi flicked the nail up, catching the tip on the tip of his finger—carefully balancing it in place. He’ll give it back eventually, but the boy seemed to have more than enough to make up for his loss in the meantime. Not that that was his biggest worry right now, he’s sure.
@kitanasty @grimagician
He couldn’t answer the other man’s questions without walking into a trap he’d made for himself. Souichi replaced the nails often, snatching up packs from the hardware store whenever he could find a chance. Anyway, he didn’t have much of a reason to give up his own secrets if they wouldn’t give up theirs. His face contorted into an ugly grimace, angry and snarling as he continued trying to shake himself loose.
“I wasn’t doing anything! I was just tryna play!” He was shrieking, testing not only the strength of the man who held him but the tensility of his shirt as he dramatically threw his weight around. And doing absolutely nothing to disprove the man’s theory of his potential gremlin heritage. It might not have been much, but he could make it work, even if he couldn’t break the man’s grip–he would just need to escape his shirt. That was fine. “Lemme GO!”
The neck was stretched nearly enough, it was decided–there would be a change in his course of action. He jerked himself downward, releasing his own grip on the stranger and lifting his arms into the air. His baggy shirt slipped right off and he thudded hard to the ground. He was now trying to tug the shirt out of the hand that had held him.
“I think you’ve lost our game, now. Can I have my shirt, please?” It would have been quite the show of manners, had he not still been tugging aggressively on said shirt.
@grimagician @heroicimpulse
Hisoka noted Illumi’s subtle warning, though his face didn’t reveal it. That would ruin the fun for their little kitten. Of course, Illumi would simply have to take it on trust that the message had been received.
He was right in the end, that clever fiancé of his. Killing this boy would hardly prove to be a challenge.
He watched with a mild surprise at the tantrum turned into an interestingly awkward attempt at escape. Curious to see how it would go, he allowed the swinging to continue, and miraculously the little thing managed to slide out, like slop from a can.
As the subsequent game of tug-of-war commenced Hisoka waited for him to pull a little harder, then once the tension was at it’s peak, he let go with the intent of propelling the boy backwards on his own inertia generated by the tugging.
“Since you asked so nicely,” Hisoka said with a satisfied hum. “Although I’d say round two goes to me.”
@heroicimpulse @kitanasty
kitanasty:
heroicimpulse:
Audacious, this one. Illumi’s brows raised just slightly at the second attempt at an attack. Not quite in concern, more out of sheer curiosity than anything. The boy’s form could certainly use a little work. And he could certainly try to lean more heavily into the element of unpredictability, but it was interesting to watch all the same. He seemed at least somewhat practiced, and the speed he spit those nails out with was almost impressive. All pointless, but he does seem mildly invested in their exchange as he leaned casually against the nearest tree.
“It’s true. You should see some of the other tricks he pulls.”
It isn’t until Hisoka seemingly has a handle on him that Illumi finally decided to step forward, closing the distance between them to get a closer look at the child. He doesn’t… seem to be anything exceptional, but his energy…
“Knock yourself out. But he is your new friend. I think you should take care of him.” He’ll take a moment to pluck one of those nails out of the child’s mouth, studying it carefully between his fingers. “You should ask him what he wants first though. I wanna hear what you did to tick him off in the first place.”
@kitanasty @grimagician
He wasn’t disappointed, watching the looming man catch the nail—though, he wouldn’t have been disappointed if it hadn’t been caught either. And imagine his surprise, finding someone else who knew how to play such tricks! The smile widened, eyes bright with exhilaration, “I’m ma–!”
His delight, however, was short-lived. Hands scrambled for purchase as the small boy was lifted into the air, feet kicking wildly at nothing. Souichi clawed at the arm that gripped his shirt so tightly. “H–hey! What do you think you’re doing?! What the Hell?!”
The wriggling became even more indignant and wild when the other man approached too, snatching a spit-covered nail from his mouth. One arm was reaching out for the hand that had plucked it from him so easily. Who were these men? Who did they think they were? Disrespecting him so? “That’s mine! You can’t just take my nails! I need them to live! Would you kill a child?!”
Teeth gnashed violently, as if there was something for them to latch onto as well, the nails clanking together noisily in his mouth while he flailed in outrage. “Agh! Let me go! Let me go! Let me GO!” The longer he was held, the more he would scream. That usually worked.
@grimagician @heroicimpulse
Hisoka wasn’t paying attention to whatever the kid had been about to say. More accurately he didn’t care. This was his game now, he would listen when it suited him.
His grip remained like iron even as the boys protests became more enthusiastic. It was easy to ignore, in favor of Illumi’s advice. Practical but not with out a shred of that natural curiosity.
“Hush now, kitten,” Hisoka chastised the boy as his protests grew desperate Of course he understood, if the nails were his favored toys, then it was only natural that he might get possessive over them. In fact, that was a sentiment he could easily empathize with.
Would he kill a child? Given that age was as big of an illusion as anything else in Hisoka’s world... The smirk was growing.
“A child?” he teased, obviously retaining his hold at the kid’s scruff. “Is that what you are? I could have sworn you were an ugly little gremlin. Tell me child, is there a reason you targeted me today?”
He suspected not really, but there was aways the chance that he was out for vengeance. Some perceived act of malice that Hisoka couldn’t recall. After all, it had happened before.
@heroicimpulse @kitanasty
kitanasty:
heroicimpulse:
“Lucky catch.” Nails—a nail. That was new.
It was always something. Perhaps he should be more concerned about who would be launching such a bold attack in broad daylight. But really, he’s more disappointed in the disruption of their day out than anything. Pity.
Still… it wasn’t unfair to say that Illumi’s interest was piqued all the same. Their visitor might not be much fun—although that awful aura of his was something else entirely—but at least he might conjure up a bit of a spectacle. He did always find some sick sort of entertainment in watching Hisoka handle others.
Illumi’s entrance wasn’t nearly as masked in secrets, deciding to simply saunter towards the scene in his own time, as if to mirror his more prominent feeling of indifference.
“Oh, I think I was expecting someone a bit older,” he’d murmured to nobody in particular. He’ll keep a shred of distance between himself and the other two, simply observing. How was it that Hisoka had such luck in earning the ire of children? He didn’t even recognize this one…
@kitanasty @grimagician
He jumped back, throwing an arm up to protect himself from the sudden threat before him. How had this man caught his nail? What kind of magic was this? Having his plan thrown back at him so easily was not acceptable. “How’d you do that?!”
Souichi rebounded quickly, on his feet and pointing up at the very tall man. He gesticulated grandly, caught between annoyance and excitement. No one had ever managed to stop one of his nails. Dodge them, maybe. Stop him from shooting them? Absolutely. But he’d never seen one snatched out of midair. “Show me! Show me how to do that!”
He was already getting ready, aiming his next nail at the man again. This time more straightforward–a shot towards his heart. Surely he’d want to stop that. The other man hadn’t piqued his interest yet, and hadn’t this one asked if he wanted to play? He did! And Souichi did like to play.
Cheeks puffed out, mouth taking aim for the man’s chest to launch his second assault. He smiled triumphantly, rows of nails layered like a veneer over his teeth.
@grimagician @heroicimpulse
As it happened, his better half made a habit of throwing sharp projectiles in his direction, and Hisoka was something of a pro when it came to snatching shit out of the air.
The second nail came far more predictably, and was even easier to deflect-- but he could see the curiosity in the youth’s eyes, and Hisoka was a showman at heart. He caught the second nail in a tight fist, but when he opened it a moment later, he revealed that his palm was empty and the nail had disappeared.
He met the boy’s... charming little smile, with a smirk of his own.
“It’s magic,” he said with a hum. “I’m magical.”
Then at a speed that seemed nearly inhuman, his arm darted forward catching the boy at his scruff in a vice grip.
“Illumi,” he turned then to the loveliest spectator, and spoke as i he were discussing something mild like the weather. “Shall we teach this hooligan a lesson? You know how I hate rudeness...”
@heroicimpulse @kitanasty
hisoillu…can u believe it!!
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