King of Misandry

City lights, high above the sky. Like falling stars, and just as bright. NSFW 18+ blog

[frogapples]

too many stars

twitter / instagram 

[skittycandy]

It’s laughing at the fishers.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[toastbutteregg]

MY DAD RIGHT NOW

[diesel-97]

Blite s

[memehumor]

[ariel-thats-kinda-pretty]

Electric Charge

[vladtheunfollower]

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[shittycryptids]

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

[percethecurse]

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

they: wyd me: 

[jidashia]

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[note-a-bear]

I just lost my entire shit

[markv5]

The life of a cat is dangerous and difficult

The life of a cat is dangerous and difficult

[sprayofstars]

Me: Free bees?

Customer: Freebies??

Me: *Unleashes the bees in my pocket*

[veryfunnymemes]

[parliamentrook]

this is the only way I’m drinking wine now

[everthingbutnothingatall]

Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now you can have Edgar Allen Poe’s fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth Experience.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you fall and scrape your knees you’re technically getting hit by a planet and walking away with only a scratch