Time To Get Rekt, Dinobot Style!

**ARCHIVED** Indie Transformers: Robots in Disguise 2015 Grimlock, Semi-Selective, Multiverse-Aware M!A None

[grimlokt]

Wait there was a Thigh Day an’ I missed it?

...figures, wasn’t here for somethin’ I’d be almost good at.

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[november-venom]

Today

[grimlokt]

...’m I s’posed to get torn down to my frame struts today?

Jus’ kiddin, I know that logo!

[grimlokt]

Have you seen your future self yet? Search on your name and "Cyberverse." c:

I have seen the future and it’s…

…UGLY. Who would even do that to a handsome hunk o’ dino?! Nuh-uh, don’t like it, don’t want it.

[grimlokt]

Hey if you're even still reading your comms (you can read, right?) - sorry to have to tell ya, but TinyBee's crushing on Bulkhead, not you.

YES I can read, jus’ - slow, ‘s all.

An’ that… don’t surprise me. If he’s anything like the Bulkhead I met, he’s a great mech. Hope Bitty Bee gets what he wants.

[grimlokt]

Y’know, the couple o’ things waiting in my inbox are kinda makin’ me sorry I checked back in here.

[rpmusings-galore]

                                                    there’s nothing left for me here… 

[grimlokt]

[ He’s just... gonna set the bridge coordinates for somewhere the Multiverse hasn’t reached yet, and take a break from everything. The team’s scattered right now, they don’t really need him. ] 

[grimlokt]

the-scrappy-stinger:

You are NOT comic relief! You’re the Team Spark! You’re the spinal strut of the whole combiner! You’re so- so!- IMPORTANT! 

Nah, Bee... [shakes himself] - I mean, Lt. Bumblebee - he’s always been the team's spark, an' the backstrut too. Me, I was just legs. 'Preciate the thought, though.

[grimlokt]

the-scrappy-stinger replied to your post: [ Just… gonna log out now before he says anything...

(smooch) Come see me when you come back! I love you!

You're a sweet-spark, Bitty Bee, an' I love ya too but let's face it - if there's nothin' that needs punching, all I'm good for is somethin' for people to laugh at. What'd Denny call it? 

...comic relief.

[grimlokt]

[ Just... gonna log out now before he says anything even dumber. ]

[grimlokt]

the-scrappy-stinger replied to your post: …’s it too late to back in one of the stasis…

What’s up? Do I need to protect you from something?

Just a mood, I guess… feelin’ like I don’t belong.

[the-scrappy-stinger]

(shot in the dark) Are you ace? Don’t really enjoy sexy things or don’t feel any urge to do them? 

[grimlokt]

[ confused look ] No, it isn’t that... I mean, sure I wasn’t real happy with the grayface that whapped me with a heat cycle outta season, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like the rest of it. I just amn’t gonna risk hatchlings on some faceless critter’s say-so.

[grimlokt]

…’s it too late to back in one of the stasis tubes?

[vertibreak]

Return to the decepticon cause, my friend. You would be greatly appreciated. You could be great, in fact. Better.

With my help, you could be anything you wish you were.

[grimlokt]

...yeah, no, That ain’t gonna happen.

[ Besides, every time he gets to be something he wishes he were better at, it either turns out to be fatal, or goes all kinds of wrong.]

[grimlokt]

the-scrappy-stinger replied to your post: …’s it too late to back in one of the stasis...

What’s up? Do I need to protect you from something?

Just a mood, I guess... feelin’ like I don’t belong.

[grimlokt]

...’s it too late to back in one of the stasis tubes?

[scrapstream]

[lisoundy]

Wow, I’m (lazily) reblogging this as a homage to myself for the international women’s day.

Bravo, Strongarm!

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[alacritysparked]

Nuh uh uh uh, that little short human in Russell's movie said NO CAPES, Bee!

But Grim, they look so cool! And you had a cape when you had super speed, it’s only fair!

[grimlokt]

That’s why Russell showed me the movie! I’d’a never used a cape if I saw that first.