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If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

aceofsquiddles

gahdamnpunk

PLUS!!:

Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel, eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water!

evipineschi

A commemorative comic about how my parents should’ve gotten a dog 24 years ago.

evipineschi

my mom requested this be reblogged with the picture attached

yespandaislove

She’s still thinking about that dog

everythingfox

Was not expecting that

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https-graces

Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

loveable-korrasami

THE NEXT AVATAR ABOUT TO LOOK FINE AFFFFFF

cupofsorrows

Oh, so YOU guys can just see a face and be like “I like that face, I’m gonna make it my face” and everyone’s just COOL with that. But when I, Koh the Face Stealer,

weaver-z

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

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ngoziu

Aang Makes a Betrothal Necklace. (ln response to this post)

shubbabang

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

phosphenewatchers

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

eurydiceh

since i haven’t seen this floating around tumblr i figured i’d post it!! the link on the tweet is broken but this one works too

and as a reminder to the lovely gringos who follow me

(that’s a british pound my google is in portuguese srry)

your money is worth a lot here

lillyko

They have paypal, it’s super easy. Every Euro, Dollar or pound counts.

dormouseking

Guys, you know I normally don’t do this, but please consider helping if you can. The Bolsonaro administration has been rolling back protections for the indigenous peoples living in our territory since the very beginning of 2019 and it is honestly not above them to weaponize this virus against the most vulnerable.

la-laborista-republiko

jvgsjeff

yahenni

doctor-wormm

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

kouha

hi guys! a woman in a fb group im in is really struggling. her name is laurajay and she lives in the Philippines with her partner and young child. they are running out of food and sleeping on the floor right now.

if yall are able to donate anything shed really appreciate it.

paypal.me/laurajay23

Please reblog this if you can!!!

Please make sure to uncheck “paying for goods or service” so paypal doesn’t give her any trouble or revoke donations.

kouha

Update!

kouha

Another update! Please keep sharing and showing her and her son love! Thank you everyone for your generosity

kouha

she is running low on food and does not have the funds to buy more. if anyone can send some money her way to help feed her and her son she’d really appreciate it