I Pet An Omen Of Death

Grimm (They/Them) | You can find me @grimmseye on bsky | Writer, Dungeon Master, some guy in a plague doctor mask

[alfheimr]

no work allowed !!!

[mothnether]

scene redraws

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[knightfisherr]

some kind of creature

[sirlanval]

it’s coco’s birthday so i’m FINALLY posting this piece i made for my last con! my beloved apprentices 💙

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

Girls when it's a story about love and humanity

He misses trees :(

[fuckingrecipes]

I'm trying to make a good pot roast in my crockpot, but after I take it out it gets dry. It's on "low" (whatever that means) for 8 hours. I've tried searing it before and still dry. It's submerged in plain water with some herbs and spices for that time. Am I over/undercooking it? It's a cut with low fat %, is that why?

I love you. I think you learned how to make pot roast from someone on Opposite Day, or perhaps April 1st. The only thing you got right is 'low heat for 8 hours'.

Choose a fatty cut of tough meat. Look for lots of fat marbling on a Chuck roast or Shoulder roast. Tough meat has a ton of flavor, and the fat keeps the meat from drying out. The long cook time on low heat, plus acids will make 'tough' meat into a pull-apart, melt-in-your-mouth glory.

Make sure the meat is completely thawed, NOT frozen.

Plain water and nothing else except herbs/spices is.... not what I'd do. A lot of flavor can come into the broth when you add whole carrots (minus the carrot top!) and quartered onions in there. I'm a fan of adding some big chunks of pumpkin or butternut squash and chunks of turnip as well.

I think using red wine for part of the liquid base, and adding a hearty helping of worcestershire sauce will also help the flavor and making the meat 'melty.' The acid and alcohol will draw more, and different flavors from the meat and vegetables that water alone cannot do. Makes it richer.

For my very best pot roast recipe, which had my wedding guests fuckin' clamoring to get the recipe; I cheat. I'm not ashamed of that fact. For the richest, most face-punchingly meaty tasting broth, go to an asian market (or online) and find a mushroom hot pot soup base. It'll be a thick liquid inside a bag, which you then dilute with water. Use THAT as the liquid base (remember to dilute it!), and add your wine and wocestershire sauce to it, along with those herbs & spices. Your whole face will be blown off with flavor. It's the best.

[milkymunchies]

i dont usually make pot roast, but that mushroom hotpot soup base tip sounds absolutely outstanding.

[windwenn]

listen it won’t play out this way but I like to imagine that qifrey thinks it would

[windwenn]

CRYING

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[cranity]

secrets are a heavy burden

[bloodraven55]

stoooop this background little coco/tetia moment was so freaking cute

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Knocked flat by a tree, water-vortexed, electrocuted while in the water vortex, lost all feeling in his hand due to the aforementioned electrocution which made him drop and shatter a pot of tea, then tackled by a flying child at rocket-speed all in the same episode. Congrats my guy that's the worst anyone's ever done it

[tomokieirik]

Some normal art cus I'm decent now (nop)

[neosatsuma]

from that Lilo & Stitch scene. my man just really didn't get a choice about any of this

[solargeist]

i've had this in my files for awhile, so i just polished it

[ginkgogoldenleaf]

Please, sit down and let a Mask tell you a wonderful story