My Ghost Won't Associate With Your Shitpost

Just two friends having a grand time posting shitposts about our favourite idiots. SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!

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Jesper: It's pretty cold outside, wanna hold hands? We should stay closer together.

Wylan, blushing: Okay.

Kuwei:

Kuwei: It's SUMMER!

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Wylan: I've never had a friend before

Kuwei: I can be your friend

Wylan:

Wylan: Actually, I've never had a sworn enemy before either

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Matthias: Remember the line?

Nina: 'Sorry daddy, I've been bad'

Matthias, clenching his fists: For the last time it's 'forgive me Father for I have sinned'

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Jesper: Maybe someone, someday will call me 'Sir'

Jesper: Without adding 'what you're doing is illegal'

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Wylan: Hey, can you do me a solly? (short for solid)

Jesper: Yeah, I'll do you a solidamious. (long for solid)

Kaz: I hate it here.

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Kuwei: I am the most responsible person on this team.

Wylan: You set the kitchen on fire.

Kuwei: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Jesper: I can't do this. I'm leaving you.

Wylan, walking out the door: NOT IF I LEAVE YOU FIRST!

Jesper:

Jesper: But this is your house.

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Jesper: I just think the easiest way to feel "wanted" is to simply commit a heist.

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Wylan: I messed up, and I need some good advice, but I don't want judgement or criticism.

Kaz: And you...

Kaz: And you came to me?

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Jesper: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Wylan: We could attack them with hummus.

Jesper: I stand corrected.

Wylan: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Nina: L, is for the way you look at me

Matthias: O, is for the only one I see

Jesper: V, is very, very extraordinary

Kaz: E, is for everyone shut the fuck up it's 2am go to bed before I kill you all

Wylan:...

Inej: That's not how the song goes, Kaz

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Inej: So what's the plan?

Nina: I don't know. You're the sneaky one, *points at Kaz* he's the smart one, *points at Matthias* he's the strong one, *points at Jesper* he's the crazy one, and *points at Wylan* he's the rich one, come up with something.

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Nikolai: I'm so sorry I left you on read

Nikolai: I didn't mean to open it

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Alina: I'm in love with Mal.

Genya: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.

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Jesper: "Sleepy" is so much cuter than "tired". Everyone should start saying "sleepy" instead of "tired".

Kaz: I'm so sleepy of your bullshit.

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Inej: I'm glad Kuwei feels comfortable enough to sleep around us. He looks at peace for once.

Wylan: Yeah, he does look peaceful.

Wylan, uncapping a marker: And vulnerable.

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Matthias: The day I die is the day I will stop loving you

Nina: Wow so your ghost is not gonna love me?

Nina: You're gonna find another... boo?

Matthias: