More Bagel Than Human

I'm Gordo and I go well with cream cheese. PSN: moonlitgordo Nintendo: gwilliamsmith 3DS: 0705-2989-4854

[pondweeds]

do i look like i know what a “jender” is

[rainyday-deer]

[ruinedchildhood]

[nanyangosaurus]

You are like little baby watch this

[yohandere]

[odyssey420]

Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844

[funnypicsdept]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This is so fucking funny

[adapto]

Bye

[back-that-sass-up]

[actionplatformer]

Oh, damn! It’s nothing. It’s stupid!

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

this sound like a bjork song

[junkiechurch]

master has snatched dobbys wig

[junkiechurch]

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

the final boss

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

if i get one more message accusing me of “doxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so incredibly chaotic

[iamoutofideas]

the gooch group

[unclefather]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

This is it.  This meme has been perfected.  

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

[digmon]

the best pokemon professor is elm 100% he gets robbed by a 10 year old and his instinct isnt call the cops at first its call another 10 year old

[thyrell]

to catch a horse you gotta think like a horse

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

do u remember those fuckers those…

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

THESE

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

And theyre called….. oh no-

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

[goattrain]

Neon Groantube Evangelion

[freakazxid]

who’s the hottest/tallest guy in star wars

[butchflirt]

[freakazxid]

daddy binks

[carmillasleatherpants]

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[kinka-juice]

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

aw dangit

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

[noisypitta]

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

[chris-hansen-the-pedoslayer-blog]

Sheep need to be sheered or else it will cause serious problems. It’s a mutual relationship, we help sheep get rid of the pesky wool and it gives us a very useful material.

[calis-discourse]

This has been a Burning Hot Take™

[cursedcatimages]

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