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[groggle]

🍓Hi!! I'm Groggle :3!🍓

🍓My pronouns: I don't know just use she/her ig?

I live in the USA RIGHT on the border between Mexico and America

I'm in highschool and college!

I am sixteen year old!

Okay so that's the basic info ig now into the fun parts🍓

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[freefallintothevoid]

Dick Grayson's unmatched success as a child vigilante makes a lot more sense when you remember the Court of Owls was a thing and that Dick was meant to be the next Grey Son.

There is no way that someone at Haly's Circus wasn't there keeping an eye on him while he grew up. A future weapon needs to be trained and monitored after all, and a circus, a place where weird skills are completely normal, is actually a great place to secretly train a child.

You know, just some knife tricks that translated really well into actual fighting. How to get out of restraints and pick locks while under a time limit. Death defying acrobatic stunts that coincidentally do wonders for parkouring. That sort of thing. Nothing that seems out of place for a boy growing up around circus performers to learn, but would literally any where else.

I mean, while I fully believe that most kids would want to kill the man responsible for their parents deaths, Dick was weirdly prepared to go through it. He tracked down Zucco with way more ease than any normal child should have too. He became the first child vigilante, for goodness sake. The first Robin! He only started getting formal training after he basically forced Bruce into it!

Bruce himself has no idea that this kind of competency in a child is unusual, considering he was much too blinded by the similarities between his and Dick's tragic orphanhoods.

Alfred is in a similar boat because he’s desensitized to weird children after he somehow managed to successfully raise Bruce 'The Batman' Wayne, so he doesn't clock the hyper-competency as abnormal either.

By the time the other batkids start popping up (Jason 'The Audacity' Todd, borderline-street rat with no fear) (Tim 'the greatest stalker in Gotham history' Drake, child genius, also bullied his way into becoming Robin) (Barbara 'raised by the only uncorrupt cop in gotham' Gordon) (Stephanie 'daddy issues and spite' Brown) (Duke 'Pretends he's the normal one and people believe him' Thomas) it's too late.

It would also explain how Dick got along so well with Damian out of all of them. Similar childhood with different approaches and all that. On some subconscious level, Dick recognises and resonates with the murderous ten year old assassin with strong familial ties to a secret elite assassin organization.

It isn't until after the whole Court of Owls and Grey Son reveal that suddenly Dick realises a whole lot of things about his childhood that suddenly make a lot more sense.

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[brucedefender4eva]

No Justice League identity reveal but Nightwing gets recruited to be a member

Batman wants to keep his family safe but also realizes that his baby boy is a grown man and can make his own decisions, even if this baby gives him a heart attack.

Nightwing is strong, smart, and levelheaded in battle. He’s got a good personality that many heroes, young and old, admire greatly. It would be a great disservice to the the hero world.

So Nightwing joins the Justice Leauge.

Boom, immediately everyone feels like something is wrong. Nightwing is a legend of his own in the superhero community, just like Batman. Obviously, the League figured the only two unpowered humans in the team would get along, but this is too much

Nightwing is constantly on him. Hanging off his shoulders, playing with his fingers, draped over his lap, flipping off his shoulders??? Doing a whole acrobatic routine based on Batman’s body??? It’s strange and off putting.

Batman pretends like it’s not even happening, like he’s completely used to it.

He calls him nicknames, mocks his voice and his serious attitude, argues with him. It’s like the League has been dumped in an alternate dimension. (They’ve checked, but no… still the same dimension)

Now, something hero’s are painfully aware of is that Batman can be kinda territorial about his food. He doesn’t do jokes about trying to steal his food. He leveled Hal with such a flat stare that the man actually apologized and stayed silent for an entire lunch period

And Nightwing has grown close enough to all the main League members that he’s invited to sit at their ‘table’ for lunch. Another reason they’re suspicious of Nightwing, he voluntarily sits by Batman

Nightwing has his own food and finishes it in record speed (obvi not counting Flash) but then… he starts picking at Batman’s…?

Batman doesn’t even blink or slap his hand away. Then Nightwing opens his mouth like a baby bird waiting to be fed and… Batman feeds him??? He cuts off the best part of his steak and just pops it into Nightwing’s mouth.

Why are they both acting like this is complete normal???

Nightwing is stealing his lunches, taking snack out of his utility belt (which is just wow cause why does Batman carry so many snacks??), taking sips of his drinks or just stealing the whole thing for himself

It’s absolutely crazy

And on rare occasions, when Nightwing is eating something he doesn’t like or can’t finish, he just pushes over to Batman. And he eats it!!

The League checks again just to make sure they still haven’t been transferred to another dimension

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

As Bruce grows older into his 50's or 60's the paparazzi and people crowding him becomes less and he thinks that people have finally decided that Bruce is too old to be attractive or mainstream and he's actually super fine with it and makes jokes( more like sarcastic remarks) about it. But in reality they've grown more freaky cause instead of looking wrinkly and a sappy old man the level of cunt he serves grows everyday,he doesn't look like a snack he looks like a buffet, 13 year olds are using his pics as the cover pages of their mafia wattpad stories, he looks majestic, absolute dilf, we don't talk about the amount of tags he's birthed just by ageing on ao3, and hes still an absolute UNIT, the reason he's not heard about it yet cause the batkids are blocking the shit OUT with all of their will and strength cause it doesn't matter if all of them are full grown adults they're still all like-THATSMYDADGETAWAYFROMHIMHEDOESN'THAVETIMEFORYOUHESBUSYBEINGOURDAD

[burger-churgler-secret-deactiva]

hey puppygirls and puppyboys (and also kittygirls amd kittyboys)

[burger-churgler-secret-deactiva]

gives you your favorite snack

[suykotzuly]

Charlie: I believe everyone deserves a second chance.

Charlie: Some people are on their 47th...

Charlie: Then I believe in 48 chances.

[suykotzuly]

Niffty: I cleaned the entire lobby, baked seven pies, and reorganized the cursed knives!

Vaggie: Did you sleep at all?

Niffty: Sleep is for people who don’t have demonic time management skills!

[roselemari]

Charlie: “Dad have you seen Alastor around?”

Lucifer: “Hmm?…oh yes, your little bellhop was starting to get fussy so I sent him away to his room.”

*loud banging noises can be heard*

Vaggie: “The hell is that?”

Lucifer: “That would be him, he’s been trying to get out of his room for the past hour”

Headcanon: since lucifer isn’t intimated by Alastor and he’s older than everyone in the hotel, sometimes when Alastor goes all eldritch horror Lucifer sees it as him throwing a tantrum.

[roselemari]

*charlie finding out about her dad and Alastor’s relationship*

Charlie: “I can’t believe this”

Lucifer: “I know it’s shocking and I just want to say, that the process leading up to it. Was completely yours and Alastor’s fault”

Charlie: “what?!”

Alastor: “Excuse me?!”

Lucifer: *points to Charlie* you kept insisting we spend time together and even kept pairing us up for activities. *points to Alastor* and you kept going out of your way to bother me anytime I wanted to be left alone

Charlie: “I just wanted you two to be friends!”

Alastor: “I just wanted to be a nuisance”

Lucifer: “well it backfired on both you”

- I love how Charlie is totally caught off guard when she discovers her dad’s relationship with Alastor—but honestly, if you keep making two people spend so much time together, something was bound to develop eventually.

[hazbinhotelficprompts]

Prompt #51

Charlie: *looking at a bunch of colorful crochet blankets laid over Lucifer’s bed* oh, these are pretty nice. I didn’t know you could crochet

Lucifer: thanks, they’re my trauma blankets

Charlie: they’re what

Lucifer: y’know how some people stress bake? Namely, you?

Charlie: . . . yeah . . .

Lucifer: Well. I crochet. So *points to a blanket* see that one there? The red one? That was when Lilly left. The blue one was after you got sick for the first time. The orange one was actually right after I fell, that’s my oldest one. And the one right there that I’m still working on is ‘cause I’m depressed as fuck and I don’t have a therapist.

Charlie: What the fuck, dad.

[chameleon66]

Valentino: *Runs in the room screaming*

Vox: “What’s wrong?”

Valentino: “That steampunk serpent bit me.”

Vox: “Oh no! Uhm… Baxter! Do you know if the snake’s poisonous?”

Baxter: “Who? Pentious? No he isn’t poisonous.”

Vox: “Oh thank goodness.”

Valentino: *Passes out and falls on the floor.”

Vox:

Baxter: “He is quite venomous though.”

[chameleon66]

Valentino: *Runs in the room screaming*

Vox: “What’s wrong?”

Valentino: “That steampunk serpent bit me.”

Vox: “Oh no! Uhm… Baxter! Do you know if the snake’s poisonous?”

Baxter: “Who? Pentious? No he isn’t poisonous.”

Vox: “Oh thank goodness.”

Valentino: *Passes out and falls on the floor.”

Vox:

Baxter: “He is quite venomous though.”

[octolingo-writes]

Gotham city pride parade. Harley Quinn and poison ivy hold hands and kiss. Nightwing shows up in the Discowing suit. Batman’s costume is exactly the same except the bat on his chest is rainbow. Robin’s sword has ribbons on it now and he’s caught trying to brawl with homophobic protesters. Spoiler and Orphan put Robin to the side and brawl the protesters themselves. Red Hood is there in broad daylight and his helmet is rhinestoned. Red Robin and Superboy do the upside-down Spider-Man kiss with Superboy flying upside-down. The Joker shows up and Red Hood shoots him dead immediately. Everyone cheers

[tinquacan]

You know how Dick gives everyone hugs like an octopus, what if his hugging habits rubbed off on everyone else. Like everyone just clings to Bruce's legs, arms, and the like.

Before Jason came home, Bruce was the tallest, and Dick was the one initiating these hugs. Basicly Dick has shown everyone that whenever anyone wants to get picked up, they all go climb Bruce.

One day, a few days after Jason agreed to stay at the manor long-term. Bruce pulls Jason over to the side.

Bruce, whispering: There's something you need to know if you're gonna stay here– Jason, in his normal voice, cause why the hell is he whispering in his own home: Yeah yeah no killing, rubber bullet yahda yahda Bruce: No it's not that I trust you not to kill people. It's about the others. Jason half distracted: huh, what about the others? Bruce trying to find a polite way to talk about his children: ah well you see they really like hugs– Jason: you pulling over to warn me about hugs?  Really old man? You've lost your edge Bruce ‘I love my children’ Wayne: When I say they like hugs, I mean that in a kinda kaola demon way Jason cracking: Really is that what they are? God Bruce this is a new low I thought you wanted stay here? Bruce: I do! More than anything but I wanted to warn you– Jason: that children like hugs? Cause who could had thought of that. Bruce with a very serious expression: yes that but you dont understand– they, they climb Jason: What the shit are you talking now? Bruce: They climb me and latch on. They climb the doorframe of the manor to jump on me, they koala onto me in the damn batsuit, and now I fear they will climb you. Jason: oook, and how did you decide this? Bruce: Jaylad, you're taller than me and almost as much bulk in their eyes; you're a freaking Jungle gym. Jason: What about Dick? He's not that much shorter than you? Bruce: Who do you think started this?!

[loomingspector]

I wonder if, when Dick became part of the household and was in his “I’ll kill anything that looks at me wrong” phase.

Bruce would 100% go out of his way to see if he could hunt down each and every one of the recordings of the Flying Graysons he could.

He would pay collectors for self recorded videos, (since they were a famous performance family even before the tragedy) and buy photos that people took of them while they were around the world, collecting every advertisement poster he could of them.

Just so Dick would have something to remind him of them, of the good days. So he could remind him that they would want him to be smart about this, and not let the rage and resentment take over completely.

[umbrelladripdrop]

I'm just thinking about the chaos that can ensue due to Damian's years of tutoring clashing with the usual American schooling system from the other bats. Not from the material though, from the culture.

Like all the other bat children have gone through at least a few years of American High School: Dick after Bruce takes him in, Jason in the years where Bruce puts him in school before he died, Tim before he said Fuck This Noise and dropped out. But Damian?

Sure he knows all the material, is way beyond most of the material honestly, but that's not the point. The point is that Damain hasn't yet gotten indoctrinated traumatised used to the American Education System.

Observe:

Damian: What is with their constant insistence on the most inconsequential things? What is so important about- about a mitochondria?? Dick, Jason, and Tim at the same time: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Damian: wtf??