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｜23 | Caligfornia | live laugh lie

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[gromgungus]

every june 🙄🙄

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[orangeharrison]

[centurycolor]

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

[cdzen]

stop singing about romantic love start singing about jumping and popping at the same time

[birdbigbutch]

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[achillesinhighheels]

Come with me we’re going laughing

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house