Major Dog Ears

Call me Major, if you must. Late 20s Minors be wary, I do reblog 18+ content on a fair occasion. Battletech, mechs, sci-fi, multifandom randomness, musician (debatable), video game enthusiast. Ask me about my OCs I'm struggling to write.

[catherinegraffam]

Made this mashup of the 'Bliss' wallpaper and Christina's World in MS Paint for Windows XP using only a mouse. You can watch the process on youtube

[nyancrimew]

i love making new friends on the internet

[stealingpotatoes]

ahsoka is trying to set anidala's vow renewal up as we speak

(commission info // tip jar!)

[miidsch]

The mushroom princess is out for a stroll 👑🍄

[onebadnoodle]

prince peach? prince toadstool? idk

[asieybarbie]

PEACHES 🍑

[koolthing0]

[bolloxtothat]

How about this for an adorable commission? Give him all the hugs and kisses! Done for an anonymous commissioner~

[arirna]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[picatinny]

All of my 0 note bangers are precious to me, like children.

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[pmamtraveller]

"Sniff" by Monokubo

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[aaaaaarchive]

[markadoo]

child: why do they sell board games in bookstores

loving parent: because there's a manual in every board game

child: oh

child: why don't they sell cars in bookstores

loving parent: because when you're buying a board game, what you're really buying is the rules, and those are in the manual. a car manual with no car can't drive you, but if you have the manual to a board game you could play it without the pieces. there are people who can play a game of chess just by saying where they're moving the pieces and imagining the board, but it's very hard so they give you a board and pieces to help you.

loving parent: That's why you never see Mousetrap in bookstores. Because you can't play it with just the manual.

child: whats Mousetrap

moral: kids these days don't know about Mousetrap

[delmondo]

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

[hotvampireadjacent]

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

[delmondo]

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

[delmondo]

Die Babbu

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

^ This Die Babbu

[delmondo]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[delmondo]

Hell on babbu technique

[yuriartillery]

rose has sent me approximately one million copies of an image depicting what i must assume is saber's expression while receiving a bad handjob