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Regulus: FIGHT ME

James: COME AT ME

Regulus: HITS YOU

Regulus: WITH MY LIPS

Regulus: ON YOUR LIPS

Regulus: SOFTLY

James: If this how we’re gonna fight - Can we fight all the time?

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Hermione: I think Harry took the “keep your friends close and your enemies even closer” - thing way too serious.

Ron: …

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Sirius: *smiles seductively while swirling a glass of red wine* I am severely emotionally unstable.

Remus: Just my type.

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Sirius: *talking about Remus* This guy is such a loser. I want him in my bed immediately.

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Sirius: *to Remus* Bro your vibes are epic. Hold my hand!

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Regulus: Due to personal reasons I am evil now.

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Sirius: Yeah I’m a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we’re in the mess?

James: …

Remus: I’m giving up on him.

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Regulus: *smiles seductively while swirling a glass of red wine* I am severely emotionally unstable.

James: Just my type.

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Sirius: Hey, your lipstick looks great.

Remus: Thank you, it tastes even better ;)

Sirius: I know.

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus: Wait! Why are your teeth pink?

Sirius:

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Regulus: Whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing: “Then beg.”

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Remus: I have the best memory. Tell me ONE time I forgot something.

Sirius: Yesterday. You’ve left me in the parking lot.

Remus: That was on purpose. Try again.

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Lily: If we ever break up can I still see your dog?

James: You mean Sirius?

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Regulus: We should go to the park soon. I feel like I haven’t been getting enough sunlight… or water.

James: Am I dating a houseplant?

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Sirius: No but I’d use it against you all the time. I’d be like: “Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?”

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Regulus: Just learnt s3x exists in real life. Confused and disappointed.

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Sirius: *to Remus* Not to be pick me but please pick me!

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Sirius: Hey. I can’t sleep.

Remus: Hey? I can. Good night!