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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

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He stops and looks both ways?!?

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You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

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this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

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Important context: they’re married to each other.

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thedragonwoodconservancy on ig

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laser gun gator boys

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oh my god i didn’t realize this video had audio

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Update from the man himself

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The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

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I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

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the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

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3. horny

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for your consideration

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Why is Jesus Feral

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- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

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Now who is Tender/Mild and Feral/Mild

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BABY Jesus, specifically, is Tender and Mild

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like a good roast ham

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@ritziculous

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i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

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normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death