Mainly Manga-Related Ramblings

[soosmain]

The little toothgap on modern au Night Haunter is so adorable it gives me cute aggression

I want to cover his face with kisses while he hisses

Thank you for this gift

Its a headcanon shared with his warhammer counterpart!

I think its fitting, though its often forgotten since he files his teeth

[reallysorrry]

*Tactical Retreat*

[selemina]

Old man yells at cloud golden partner!

[selemina]

Malcador is a mood. Loyal old man that refuses to stop arguing with his partner while taking on the paternal duty. Firm believer in female primarchs. An absolute snake of a man but in a good way.

[soosmain]

Imperium secundus 2: Electric boogaloo

It is the 41st millennium.

Guilliman needs a break, Sanguinius is having an identity crisis, and Lion is surprisingly well adjusted.

[grottescomania]

You know it's grim(dark) when Lion is the one who looks more put together than the Angel and papa smurf.

[soosmain]

A quick shitpost...how did he exactly pitch the idea

They call him big E because his hubris' twice the size of nurgle's backside...

Also, Erda design!

She's wearing something akin to a golden battoula

[baxs-tblr]

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

[toyoll]

Diligence - Grimshire

I tried the demo for Grimshire [HERE] and my brain hasn't let me drop it in WEEKS, so buckle up as I post some of the fan art and fan trades for this upcoming game. Prudence wakes early to bake the town's bread at too-early-o-clock.

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PLEASE check out this game and wishlist it on Steam. It's a farm sim, but it does a number of things differently. The farm is intrinsic to the story and doesn't become a chore to be automated so it's out of your way. It also doesn't devolve into "Become a zillionare by growing beets". If you do not grow and raise food, the villagers will starve. If you do not preserve your food, it will spoil. If you do not balance the needs of herbivores and carnivores.....well, I'd honestly rather not find out

[toyoll]

Self reblog since I'm getting a lot of new views for my Grimshire pieces!~

[grottescomania]

Prudence is great, she's a mouse, so she's probably the tiniest of the villagers, yet there's so much spice in that tiny body. I love her. One of my favourite villagers.

[moociao-after-dark]

So um... My "slutty looking Malcador" art is displayed on that little stupid thing at the top of the blog that shows my most popular posts, so I guess it's time to talk about him again.

Imo, there are two greatest Warhammer 40k mysteries:

1) What the fuck is Sanguinius' hair is supposed to be?

And

2) What is under Malcador's robes. And I'm not asking this in the typical "thirsty" way, not like "hehe, I wonder what's under his robes, perhaps I can check myself 😏". I mean genuinely... What is he wearing under them? Is he even wearing clothes under his robes? It could be anything, if you think about it. Malcador could be wearing a suit, a hoodie, that horny sleeveless turtleneck thing, a crop top and booty shorts... He could be wearing literally fucking anything (or nothing at all!) and none of us will know it. Which is why I'm curious. Does he wear anything else under those damn robes? Does he have other clothes? Does he change what he is wearing under that potato sack depending on the weather? I need to know.

[i-have-a-mouth-so-i-must-scream]

Imma just add fuel to the flames and say he probably wears this under that robe just in case he and Big E want to get freaky whenever: 😈✨

[moociao-after-dark]

THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A THIRST POST STOP GIVING ME IDEAS

[i-have-a-mouth-so-i-must-scream]

Mwahahahaha!!! 😈✨

Have another, my dear!

*throws this and runs*

[gravenails]

I'm not from Canada, so imagine my surprise when I am driving past a petrol station here and see Ultramar. Not only in blue and gold, but even the damn eagle?

[power-chords]

[maniacalshen]

had to nab these tags from @ravenvsfox

[sainamoonshine]

And people really do try to interact with fandom like consumers! They want « content ». They act like they can get a refund on reading a fic they don’t like. They add fanfics to goddamned goodreads without a second thought without realizing that’s as ridiculous as adding your friend’s dining room as a restaurant on yelp just so you can post a review about it

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

Something about "he retired to pursue his own interests" as the introduction to the Criminality section on Gilles de Rais' Wikipedia makes me so happy. Like child murder and hiring alchemists to summon demons is on par with getting very into model trains. Like it's an Always Sunny style cold opening where Gilles de Rais says "No, I'm done with the Valois Court, I think I'm gonna get some hobbies" and it smash cuts to "The Gang Violates the Laws of God and Man"

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

Insane that the Luna Wolves are aware Horus is faking the Cthonian equivalent of a heavy Cockney or working-class NYC accent.

Loken knows that's what he's doing, he specifically notes Horus speaks in a rough working class Western Hemispheric Cthonian accent when everyone knows he did not grow up there, he was pretty much raised in the Imperial Palace on Terra. Like they know what he's doing and yet nobody finds it cringe as hell. It's just regarded as evidence of him being politically savvy. "Wow he's going out of his way to be relatable to his men, so impressive, he's so good with people"

The Primarch aura really is a hell of a drug because no way could anyone else do that and not get immediately clowned on.

Like in any other context, working class soldiers are going to look at their rich nepo baby commander going "Yo what's good, I too love buying loosies at the bodega" and just react with utter contempt. That would never be perceived as relatable, that would just be called poverty tourism or LARPing.

Horus is the 30 Rock bit where Jon Hamm's character genuinely believes he's a talented genius when he's really just mesmerizing people into humoring him by being handsome.

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Emperor: Your resume says you're creativ, what do you create?

Horus: I-

Malcador: Problems.

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

*Malcador's soul is comforting Big E immediately after the Horus Heresy ended*

Malcador: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Lorgar is someone else’s problem now.

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Alpharius: Mal, can you sign something for school?

Malcador, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Fulgrim: Hey, uncle, have you thought about having children?

Malcador: ...

Malcador: Does looking over you and your brothers not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Horus: But we're not childr-

Emperor, in the distance: KONRAD, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!