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iloe

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

iloe

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

fangirltothefullest

LOOK THROUGH THE NOTES I BEG YOU

ghostrally

vivalatinamerica-deactivated201

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

cmonandhauntme

teckmonky

be like Thor, be there to support your loved ones,accept who they are and celebrate them

socialistexan

BTW, this is all canon, Loki is canonically genderfluid and is referred to as a “both” or “neither” by others, even Odin:

teacupfulofstarshine

i love one (1) genderfluid norse deity and one (1) support icon

wherearealloftheuseenames

This has the same energy as “act like a lady.” “I’m a guy today” “then act like a gentleman”

whoooonose

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

foryourhealth

Killed without hesitation

ferretteeth

i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys

remakesihavetoremake-deactivate

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

potstickersandpizza

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

dykebisclavret

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing

teaboot

The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS

teaboot

1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home.

2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didn’t talk about it again.

3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized “wait it’s dark as fuck” so I just held still until the guy gave up and left.

4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girl’s underwear a day later and I never saw him again

5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driver’s side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out

6. The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me he’d locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so I told him “you know that sounds super suspicious right” and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead

7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn’t follow me onboard

8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until I put him back outside and never saw him again.

9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me ‘piñata’ and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals

10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks

11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped

12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home

13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play ‘bloody mary’ in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said “no thanks” and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.

14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of… locked up forever and never go near

15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360º spin with nobody touching it, so I said ‘that was neat’ and never ate there again

16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing I’d ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, so I apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn’t even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds

teaboot

Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but sometimes im awake at night and I just. keep thinking

teaboot

I think the secret to survival is to be good to animals, stay away from men, and say “no thanks” to everything else

alphacrone

itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt

It took me my entire break to read this

just-shower-thoughts

It would be awesome if after your death you get a kill-cam showing how you died

bajn

this is so surreal

bleedingheartbaby

officialcyndilauper-deactivated

“evil” versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version

sesherhesher

unf

beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202

RIP lil’ blob

owarim

ambris

Please, never let this meme die.

gay-irl

fakehistory

The last thing the dinosaurs saw before mass extinction [Cretaceous Period, 65,000,000 years ago]

setheverman

what is the january mood?

angel-ani

marvelgifs

Adapt to this

childish-gamzeno

LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

convolutednormality-deactivated

I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe

youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201

in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense

queensoucouyant-deactivated2017

i was SO tight about this bullshit

carlathezombie

Years later and I STILL get so mad about this

they killed the one fucking x-man whose power is literally SURVIVAL. That’s his power. He can DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE! Shaw says “adapt to this??” HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO.

In addition to the above mentioned things he’s survived, when shot with a gun made to kill ANYTHING WITH A NERVOUS SYSTEM, he turned into a SPONGE, and then back again.

Once, he touched a goddess of death. And to survive that, HE BECAME A DAMN DEATH GOD HIMSELF. AND YOU’RE TELLING ME HE CAN’T SURVIVE SOME FUCKING KINETIC ENERGY?? BULLSHIT I SAY. BULL FUCKING SHIT.