Making My Mark

J.D., dual B.S., Attorney, Atheist, Liberal. Looking to develop myself into a better person everyday. Memento Mori.

[starryfictionalgirl]

It writes…the pencil fucking WRITES!!!

[dungeonlust]

[sca-nerd]

I took my nephew and niece to their first event when they were… five and seven? They each picked out a heavy and a rapier fighter to cheer on (we made favors for them to give as part of the Plan to Keep Little Kids Entertained™). They interpreted this to mean that they were to LOOK AFTER these fighters and spent the remainder of the day taking them water and sharing goldfish crackers with them.

You don’t know happiness until you see a little kid hand a Knight an Uncrustable and have him devour it gratefully.

[ruffboi-mags]

#congrats your children reinvented squires (via @roach-works​)

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

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[memewhore]

[ampervadasz]

[recoiloperated]

There is a child in this Walmart being removed from it throwing an absolute tantrum. But instead of typical tantrum raving, this maybe 5 year old kid is *bellowing* "I know my Rights! I know my Rights! I have the right to legal counsel! I have the right to a jury of my peers! I know my Rights! I know my Rights!"

Terribly pronounced. But that's the gist. It's adorable and hilarious.

[recoiloperated]

Update: now it's "you'll never take me alive!!"

[recoiloperated]

Final: the child was taken alive.

[grilledcheeseandgravityfalls]

[brightlotusmoon]

[thenatsdorf]

No moving the kitty. (via)

[howloopyisthat]

[everythingfox]

“My cat got a cold and the vet recommended a warm compress for his eyes. I think he’s enjoying his spa time.”

(Source)

[funnytwittertweets]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

[grumblingyeti]

I hate that I can hear this.

[memewhore]

[hanfu-mermay]

@歷蜀記Lishuji

🍲火鍋底料 hot pot base

[magichemist]

[dwuns]

What if Walter and Jesse did this instead

[sixpenceee]

A true craftsman showing they're on a whole different level of precision and patience | Source

[memewhore]

[thenatsdorf]

Sassy mew. (via)

[felcemartello]

That’s waluigi

[whitepeopletwitter]