✨I'm a witch✨

Mood: Heated Rivalry 💛 Karate kid & Cobra Kai & Lawrusso 💛 IWTV. I love making moodboards. I'm writing fanfictions (english is not my mother tongue. I'm doing my best, though). Feel free to ship what you love. It's all that matters 💛 Here: Monster High, Classic SPN, Wincest, Destiel, Wincestiel and Halloween stuff

[ohnoitsthebat]

Halloween at Hunter's

Shane shows up wearing Ilya's hockey gear as his costume.

Ilya: *glances Shane up and down and raises an eyebrow* Shane: I thought I'd dress up as the second best player in the league. *smirks* Ilya: But you are dressed as me. Shane: Yeah....think about it, Rozanov. Ilya: Second best player in league is Hunter.

Scott *yells from across the room* WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT, ROZANOV? Ilya: No. You heard wrong. You are very old, hearing is bad. Need hearing aid. Shane: Oh, fuck you, Rozanov. Ilya: Yes. We can find bedroom. Scott: NO FUCKING IN MY HOUSE!

[thecollectibles]

Virgo by Artem Chebokha

[grumpybluefairy]

@ohnoitsthebat THIS IS YOU 🌙✨

[ohnoitsthebat]

Ilya discovers macarons, part 2.

Ilya: HUNTER! Have you eaten tiny dessert sandwich? Scott: *confused* What's a tiny dessert sandwich? Do you mean an ice cream sandwich? Ilya: No. Is not ice cream sandwich. I forget the name. Is French? Scott: I don't know what you're talking about, dude. Ilya: You are old dinosaur, they probably did not exist then.

Scott: *indignantly* Now, wait a minute, Rozanov-- Ilya: I REMEMBER! They are macarons. Scott: That's great. Now fuck off, Rozanov. *Ilya walks away happily, no doubt to spread the word of the delightfulness of macarons to others* Scott: *mutters* Fuck you and your tiny dessert sandwiches.

[ohnoitsthebat]

a silly little hollanov crack scene

Ilya: Hollander, look! They are like tiny sandwich.

Shane, *rolling his eyes* They're called macarons, Ilya. Ilya: Yes. Like tiny dessert sandwich. Very cute. Shane: ...oooookay. Ilya, *delighted*: They are cute! I almost do not want to eat them. Shane, *uninterested now* Sounds good. Ilya: But I WILL.

[samwwise]

[grumpybluefairy]

@ohnoitsthebat you know why, Hollander ❤️

[ohnoitsthebat]

thinking about shane's hole being so puffy and red from all the fucking he and ilya did during the off-season that it literally hurts for shane to sit or wear jeans, and when he complains about it to ilya later that evening when they're having dinner, ilya stabs a piece of broccoli, brings it to his mouth and chews thoughtfully for a moment before saying,

"aww, he misses me. i will kiss the boo boo later."

shane does not, in fact, let him kiss the boo boo later.

[swarm-stims]

lalaloopsy kitty stimboard, as a request from @lovelyloveyy !!

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[grumpybluefairy]

@ohnoitsthebat

[ohnoitsthebat]

i'm slowly killing @grumpybluefairy by sending her snippets i've written of hollanov smut 😈😈😈😈

[grumpybluefairy]

I'm affirmative, she's slowly killing me 😏😂

[elslittlestories]

😚 Hollanov kisses compilation 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

All the kisses from season 1 in less than 8 minutes. You're welcome 😘

[raincitygirl76]

I found it! The kissing edit that I’d tried to reblog and then lost. Isn’t it great?

[grumpybluefairy]

@ohnoitsthebat just in case you miss Shane and Ilya...

[hyceate]

Ref doodle dump while watching my friends play video games on and off in Discord. Some Ember and Ice overthinking. How do characters with wings put on clothes. What clothes would they wear??? I will return to them because I like drawing wings and fantasy stuff.

[knownqueerbaiter]

ilya: would you still love me if i was a worm

shane: am i also a worm

ilya: no

shane: i am a human man

ilya: you are still a slow hockey player yes

shane: fuck off. have you been a worm the whole time or did you just become a worm?

ilya: i have been turned into a worm. by a witch. but it’s permanent

shane: oh okay. um. well…i would be sad but i guess i would do a bunch of research about what kind of soil and food and light worms like best and build you a tank with what you need. or maybe two so you could be in the bedroom with me at night and in the living room to see anya and the tv during the day. and maybe let you lie on a wet sidewalk sometimes? i don’t know if worms actually like doing that or if they just like being outside in the rain and the sidewalks get in the way. and i would get you a phone or tablet so you can type to me, but that’s only if you still have your brain and can understand me. if you don’t have your brain and just have a worm brain then i’ll miss you but i’ll still take care of you. though i’d probably do more research to make sure it really is permanent and there’s not another witch who can turn you back. but i’ll take care of you either way

shane: are you crying

[e-rosieposie]

i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional “that is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypes” statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like “is me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you don’t think big tough russian can take it like a man?” and nobody quite knows if he’s kidding or not

[komaami]

Hudson is killing me, I literally can’t work 😩 so unfair

Hollander and his damn ads 😤

[elslittlestories]

😚 Hollanov kisses compilation 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

All the kisses from season 1 in less than 8 minutes. You're welcome 😘

[raincitygirl76]

I found it! The kissing edit that I’d tried to reblog and then lost. Isn’t it great?

[hrgifs]

ilya's furry tummy reblog if u agree

[littlegirlinvisible]

multilingual freaks declaring their love for each other in spanish 😭💛

HUDSON WILLIAMS & CONNOR STORRIE Interviewed by Quinn, 2025

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by moreloveforjm_ on instagram!