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full of mysteries unsolved

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

the three gates when they get balder or whatever I didn't play it

[herbirdglitter]

The ehlers danlos syndrome person to historical costumer pipeline is or will be a thing and I shall explain why.

At some point one discovers that some sort of supportive structure around your torso feels incredibly comfortable and gives your tired muscles a rest. What’s the coolest and most non obtrusive torso bracing garment? A corset. Believe me when I say that when your torso has the structural integrity of a wet sack of jello, a tightly laced corset makes you feel like a god.

And because historical corsets tend to be more comfortable and are usually made with regular wear in mind, they are the natural choice.

Then you have the shoes. What shoes is someone with unstable ankles supposed to wear, you ask?Lace up boots, for stability. And due to their middle of the heel heel placement, historical lace up boots tend to be way more comfortable than the modern variety.Even the non healed ones, really. Couple that with the fact that Edwardian and Victorian boots are really really pretty…

And after the boots and the corset, it’s a very slippery slope.

Pretty soon you’ll be wondering how to hide your corset under your clothes for when an outer corset is not the vibe, and you’ll be buying yourself a corset cover. Or making one yourself. They’re a great starter project. But that looks weird with a fitted top so cool flowy blouse it is.

Then you realize wearing this with a skirt makes you feel intensely powerful but you don’t want to keep tripping over it so you add petticoats.

And then you realize your neck isn’t so great at holding up your head so you really need to find a hairstyle where your hair sits on top of your head instead of to the sides or to the back so that it’s balanced and you don’t get a neck ache. A high bun it is. Not too tightly, because your scalp is sensitive, but a high bun still works if you bobby-pin it in place.

And then one day, you look in the mirror and you’re dressed like Anne of Green Gables.

And you’ve never looked cooler.

[knebellindemann]

By Roberto Ferri

[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

[noamglompsky]

Breakthrough

[dellaray-deactivated20251231]

Back to the beginning

[sushiisiu]

its not gay if you grip your bros thigh for measurements

[arczism]

guess what

[shuploc]

Vintage Jayce and Viktor, in their early days

[housemdsuggestions]

In the club freakin it Wilson style

[sonofcelluloid]

darling, wake up— shhh, it’s just me. i have purchased every available flavor of redbull. you are going to try all of them and explain to me in detail each flavor profile. sit up, now. let us begin with the curuba elderflower. it’s new for the summer

[cryptotheism]

I want truly strange art to experience

[cryptotheism]

I hunger for implacable bafflement

[helenvaughans]

[homeboygirl]

no its fine I'll just go go gadget fuck myself

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[godlessondheimite]

[trappper-johnathan]

[crisedoctobre]

[fluidnet]