just confused ig

Macyn | she/they/he/however you perceive me idc hi i sure don't know how to describe myself but boy will i absolutely live my life as honestly as i can just a smol midwest fella who likes plants, pastels, & grommet belts

[3artho]

He’s leaky and old, like pick a struggle (part 1)

[darkestbrook]

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[brucesterling]

[kingmacrophage]

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[puncertainty]

<3

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[grungebutsoft]

there are few dynamics more important to me than being known as a yapper and dating someone everyone thinks is quiet and when you’re together the “quiet” one is the yapper and the yapper gets to listen to the most beautiful person in the world tell stories that most people will never know.

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[grungebutsoft]

I swear to fucking god when I CATCH whoever hurt my beautiful, wonderful, sweet, awesome, amazing girlfriend I will have them down on the concrete in five seconds flat what the FUCK!

Some of y’all just been having a parasocial relationship with the worst person ever because they were your childhood best friend and you thought that what you had was still friendship and it SHOWS.

I hope you all have people that genuinely care about you someday and you LET THEM care about you as much as you care about them. Please. Please. Please. There are people out there that will one day protect you with their lives. Know that.

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[adamtotscomix]

[asidewalksymphony]

[w1nterdawn]

Always remember, if you remove your accessories you will be underequipped for the fight with the wall of flesh, so fuck the nazis.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[talbatross]

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn