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@grwizardofthegrandspireoffical
actual pinned post cause I kinda need one
he/him please
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I AM THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE GRAND SPIRE I RUN THE GRAND SPIRE
would love to cast a spell on god so like if god could book an appointment at the spire that would be wonderful
cool officalverse blogs: @god-offical @goblin-offical @satan-offical @angel-offical @demon-offical
is there a way to join the officalverse like do i just walk in there or is it a cult that i have to do initiation for like genuinely what even are these people
it’s like walking into a party without saying hi you just kinda show up and no one questions it
the King of Toys has inserted a giant wind-up key into lady liberty’s back, and claims he will hold the city hostage until “the war in Iran is over.” which seems strangely topical
usually he wants, like, candy or something
And people always take my artifacts and my curios and my tchotchkes and my fetishes and my trinkets and my gewgaws and my baubles and my doodahs and my whim whams and my gimcracks and my whatnots and I’ll tell you im sick of it
Stuck in the elf woods again 🙄🙄🙄🙄
I HATE ENCHANTED PUPPETS
London is hell all the bus drivers do is fire arrows at me
Did You Know: A lich can walk out of the ocean at anytime with an army of the undead? There’s nothing anyone can really do to stop this from happening.
they announced the new wizard laws today. DO NOT update your wands. live freely and reject governance
always talking about your spells but i never see you at the spire
apparently some idiot on the Wizard council lost his tharxian warding crystal in the suction dimension and broke the great circle keeping the demon lord Pentalagon in his spectral sarcophagus. so like. that was my evil plan. i spent 3,000 years working on this and they just started the Thaumaclysm on accident. what am i supposed to do with all this mayonnaise now
what a fucking loser
Ryan Reynolds.
homosexuality.
Ur least fav gal.
The one and only Piper.
definitely not ao3
Dr. Pepper
skyan
Evil Pineapple
Femboy
Lucifer the gay
Satan
The Grand Wizard Of The Grand Spire
OFFICALVERSE SURVEY !!!
Form by @researching-offical
To anyone in the officalverse, I would really really really appreciate it if you could fill this out! If anyone is up for an interview as well, feel free to send an ask, DM, or comment on this post. Thank you so much!
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@no-one-offical @evilpineapple-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical
they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance
last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically
cant wait to nerf you bro
- @angel-offical
nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘
I'm invested in your demise
enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks
YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE
as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do
*slides closer and wraps arm around you*
UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION
ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?
I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances
*nukes you*
I don't hear any rejections-
wait what's that
I don’t even like casting spells anymore
